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charlie, they/it ⚝ number 1 steve hater

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✩°。⋆⸜ 🗯✮₊˚⊹🕸️ charlie ⛛ they/them ⎊ mcu peter, miles, gwen, hobie, tasm peter, ultimate spiderman slop lover, tony stark defender ⎊ i write fic, hcs, and make moodboards ⎊ marvel comics newbie ──────⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ────── @agentspiderboi ❯❯❯❯ priv
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everyone starting to like jett now that he's a confirmed jason fan but i knew he was the goat when he yawned at the idea of nightwing
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obadiah stane saying "tony stark built this in a cave with a box of scraps" was the biggest aura lob ever
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a huge chunk of modern fandom was built on genfic don’t make me laugh!
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ao3 being down just shows that society is incredibly romance centered send tweet
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making my strawpage mcu peter and tiny themed like im not 1 minute away from making spiderverse my personality again
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anyway it’s so funny to me that people know that spidey “killed” mysterio and just elected to move on about it
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mind you endgame wouldn’t have even happened if the whiner team of all time had just listened to vision let him make the sacrifice play that the rest of them are constantly begging to make themselves
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“we don’t sacrifice lives” except when it comes to gambling with the planet vs your buddy from the 40s, your team from present day, and tony stark every time he breathes in the same vicinity as you
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endgame is infuriating actually bc tony gets dragged outta retirement by steve “let’s get what we lost back” rogers who PROMISES tony that they get to keep what they’ve found. and then steve fucking dips from the timeline after tony dies helping him “get what he lost” back
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there’s more i wanna tweak up when i get off my phone and on a computer but i updated my strawpage aroaceparker.straw.page
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it’s hard being the number 1 peter parker understander but someone’s gotta do it
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i’m the furthest thing from a peterj/ean shipper but the “sibling coded” people need to chill out. heteronormative values have you guys thinking that every single fucking relationship needs to be slotted into a nifty nuclear dynamic or the world will implode
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yeah the ship icks me, but i don’t think it’s super sibling coded for a character to posses another person to kiss the guy she’s sibling coded with. and i’m not implying anything romantic here bc it was a violation if anything, but THATS NOT SIBLING “CODED”
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sibling coding doesn’t even exist just stop pls just stop
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nat having a break down at the beginning of endgame hurts worse with the knowledge that she lost yelena a second time
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i don't agree that James Gunn isn't a real comic book fan. he spends a lot of his time arguing with people on social media, that's a true comic book fan right there
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and why was hank pym at tony’s funeral anyway
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get him, scott, wanda, and clint the fuck out of there
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