Writer. Used to be funny. Tennis nerd. Criminally Underrated.

London, England
Joined June 2009
Not many people talk about the little piggy that had roast beef. I mean, what the fuck was his deal?
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Angela Rayner had 2 homes already. Her home & a FREE gov't apartment on Whitehall. She paid NO RENT or council tax on it. And.. she had £4.5 million. She then hiked the taxes for all of us. And then knowingly did not pay stamp duty. A liar, crook, tax dodger. That's our gov't.
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Very saddened by Sinner’s loss but am also aware this is just a silly game and everyone is fine. #FrenchOpen ps Alcaraz is a meathead
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I was always a Nadal guy. But what Novak is doing to help tennis players is incredible. Outside the top 100, players can't even break even, while tournaments, broadcasters, the ATP, the WTA, the International Tennis Federation (ITF) get rich. It's sick. bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/artic…
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finale was insane. what a horrible monster! what a series! yes! 🙌
Let’s give the woman who created, wrote & showran the fantastic series that was #ThePenguin, an applause! Thank You, Lauren LeFranc 👏
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Mil gracias a todos Many thanks to all Merci beaucoup à tous Grazie mille à tutti 谢谢大家 شكرا لكم جميعا תודה לכולכם Obrigado a todos Vielen Dank euch allen Tack alla Хвала свима Gràcies a tots
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congrats to my boyfriend @janniksin ❤️ FORZA!!! 🎾
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this #olympics closing ceremony is properly suicidal. what a downer.
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Arnab Chanda retweeted
Never even liked tennis anyway.
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Do I know any Podcast Producers who might want to have a look at an idea? x
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Hi. I wrote a new thing for @SkyUK starring Andrew Garfield and a reptile. Directed by the funny Swedes at Traktor. Hope you like 🙏 x #AndrewGarfield youtube.com/watch?v=-29VebSR…
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I❤️Sinner. Also, a really funny ad!
Jannik Sinner’s new commercial for Lavazza is comedy. 😂 This guy is so marketable. 🦊
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Arnab Chanda retweeted
POV: you're about to have the worst creative review of your life
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three episodes in on The Bear and it's f*cking terrible. thinks it's deep and heavy and moving and dramatic but it's so try hard. i'll probably keep watching so i can shit on it more when i meet people who like it.
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this is 100x better than #Saltburn
This keeps making me laugh
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Let’s hear from the “black guy” #bbcqt
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