And never was.

Today, a grasshopper jumped into my Jeep at my home in the middle of nature and hopped out into the concrete jungle when I opened the door at my destination. I apologized to him, but I might as well have been an alien abduction to him. What's really out there?

Was it Trump's intent to get bipartisan calls for the release of the files so he could just release his own version and start arresting people while saying you asked for it. #PedoTrump

The Epstein files are fake. If they were real, I'm not in them.

Oh the dreadful wind and the rain.

I'm a gift.

To every one angry at the POTUS for making fun of Rosie O'Donnell, perhaps take a moment to reflect on the likelihood that it is Obama's attempt at roasting Trump that may have been the catalyst that brought us here. #RosieODonnell

Dean, why didn't Biden release the files?

Another letter O and he could have been Good. But no.

Hi, @elonmusk , does @grok have the ability to use optical character recognition to analyze the #jfkfiles and just tell us who it thinks did it?

Can y'all stop putting words in front of "mala" like, squatamala or marshmala or coupmala. Tank you. #WomenForHarris

When a handful of companies own all of the media. #Netflix #OlympicGames

I think civil war just broke out at Dollar General. #Olympics

Well, Olympic menage a trois wasn't on my 2024 bingo card. #Olympics #OlympicGames

Well this rivals London for the stupidest opening of the #Olympics #OlympicGames

What gives? How come I haven't seen a thousand tweets asking, "What kind of American are you?"

Hey, anyone out there ever tried vaping caffeine? #ThursdayThoughts

Exclusive content is just lol. Like we're only going to tell *you* this shit. #FridayFeeling

2022 right? #TwitterDown

Looks like the script has gone out. #MidtermElections2022 #Midterms2022