A MILF who had just shown Clavicular her Instagram complained he still hadn't FOLLOWED her, so he skipped the DMs and invited her somewhere else 😭
“Or you can follow me back to my hotel room. You know, screw the whole Instagram thing.”
“Message me on Instagram.”
“No, that's okay.”
Clavicular told a p**n actress on his speed date he only wanted TWO things from her, and the compatibility meter still went UP 😭
“Two things? What's the second thing?”
“Well, guess the first one.”
“S**.”
“And the second thing is I also want you to give me a b******.”
