@arisplotle

man

 they/them mid 20s
Joined August 2018
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(rock howar)dee@ManzIsMe19h
couldn't find it so i had to recreate it from memory
(rock howar)dee@ManzIsMeOct 18
anyone have that video of the ova polnareff screaming "IGGY HE'S STILL ALIVE" but it's iggy if he were a normal dog that couldn't understand words so it's just polnareff repeating "IGGY. IGGY. IGGY HE'S STILL-- IGGY HE'S STILL ALIVE" until he dies a minute later
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lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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This is how ppl talk about TFA ratchet
@pushecn@pushecnOct 16
her thigh gap was insane
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If we think about how they act and treat others Thunderclash would be a better husband no contest Unfortunately for Thunderclash I'm thinking with my cock so Rodimus has my vote
Robot Husband of the Day@robothusbandoOct 16
Replying to @robothusbando
RODIMUS PRIME VERSUS THUNDERCLASH
80%RODIMUS PRIME
20%THUNDERCLASH
2,622 votes • Final results
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absolutely enthralled with this Solomon from our game just now
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jongler@twerkmaster3dOct 11
put me in your polycule! im aroace and nonbinary. the only thing ill do is sit on my ass play games and ask for money.
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Sorry, I cant go out tonight.... I got the Steel Ball Runs! 😫🐴
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Sylvia@sylviafp8Oct 11
My wife is the greatest human being on earth, she drew it for me😭😭
Sylvia@sylviafp8Oct 11
I had a dream in which I was a Kyogre doing this and woke up and drank water for a minute straight but now I can't find the Kyogre version
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켱이@fuelupdatbotOct 10
#mood
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lee 💛@leemonteiroxoOct 11
i made a nonbinary flag out of your messed up taco bell order
becca@strawbluvrsOct 10
FORGOT MY FUCKING POTATOES IN MY CHEESY FIESTA POTATOES MAN FUCK U @tacobell
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lesbian flag roddy for the guy who called me a slur over butch lesbian hot rod ❤️ love u bro
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I’m crying at drift s reaction to “are you happy?” like damn bro is it really that bad
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How tf are you supposed to cast spells with this thing
Greg the Sorcerer
@gregthesorcererOct 9
Just got my new magic wand in the mail #ReadyForSpellCasting
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💿 WUGAZI!@wug444ziOct 6
what's a pawn to a king?♟️ #deadlock
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Uno! 🌙 #deadlock
TUNA🐟♟️@zombtunaOct 9
whats a king to a god? 🚪#deadlock
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solomon specific counterbuying #deadlock
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Long May He Reign
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"i will create desolation— and call it peace." #transformers #megatron
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loser_lenny@loser_lennyOct 4
eating by myself and i place this shit on the table right as my waitress walks up i’m so embarrassed
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Maxmc55@Maxmc552Oct 3
RISE UP!
Niko@MeowMeowNiko1Sep 25
bf has been obsessed and laughing so much to this cat image for some reason lately
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