@arfarfarfy
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Hrrrrm
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Bastien Fachan
@BastienFachan18 Nov 2025
Corentin Moutet attempted this completely unnecessary trick shot while up 6-2 5-6, 15-15 on Raphael Collignon of Belgium, leading to France, not just himself, losing the set and the match, and now being at risk of elimination in the Davis Cup Finals. No words.
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Eddie Burfi@EddieBurfi18 Nov 2025
The BBC Scotland commentary for Kenny McLean’s halfway line goal is glorious. Stuff of dreams. 🔥
BBC Breaking News
@BBCBreaking18 Nov 2025
Scotland qualify for men's football World Cup for first time since 1998 after winning 4-2 thriller against Denmark bbc.in/3LK8vzW
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CharlieVantFPL
@CharlieVantFPL4 Nov 2025
‘There’s only one Connor Bradley’ rings around Anfield pre kick-off after Trent’s name was booed when it was read out. It won’t be pretty if/when he comes on.
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No Context Brits
@NoContextBrits4 Sep 2025
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@NoContextBrits16 Jul 2025
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Nothing says entitled tennis crowd twattery like a champagne cork on game point.
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Do feel Sinner is intimidated by Alcaraz. Just for periods of their matches, but it's enough to make a difference.
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"Let's hand over to the man who will lead the final commentary, Andrew Castle!"
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Here for the handshake.
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No Context Brits
@NoContextBrits19 Jun 2025
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Paul Watson@paul_c_watson15 Jun 2025
There should be a return leg where Bayern have to do Auckland City's jobs. Let's get Vincent Kompany performing a root canal and Harry Kane giving a hair cut and see if Bayern still look so comfortable and in control.
The Sweeper
@SweeperPod15 Jun 2025
🇳🇿 Considering their dentist coach stayed in New Zealand, not all their amateur players could get time off work & their squad is worth 166 x less than Bayern’s, this was entirely to be expected. The gap between the footballing elite and the rest is greater than it has ever been.
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Question then: how many slams will Sinner win in a row?
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lol, some old discovery account I unsubbed from 2 years ago still works.
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Nice, pay for CL and it's not working. Grrrr
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Betfair
@Betfair23 May 2025
Scott McTominay and Antony have scored more home league goals between them in the last 45 minutes (2) than Man Utd have managed since February...
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Markets seem to think it's another Italian.....
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No Context Brits
@NoContextBrits8 May 2025
Looks like Sainsbury’s have elected a new pope.
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Can't decide if creepy or compelling
Historic Vids
@historyinmemes29 Apr 2025
Mona Lisa preparing to get painted, as seen by Al
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EBL
@EBL201727 Apr 2025
McTominay, mate - leading Napoli to glory. I wasn’t joking around about this guy, man. 10 Serie A goals, 7 of which came at 0-0 AND he has won the MOST duels in the ENTIRE league this season. Come on… COME ON. Give him the credit that he deserves 💙
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