@area

Former scientist. Current coder. Future supervillain.

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Joined March 2007
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This is the most insane chess flex i have ever witnessed lmfao
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My shower gel is £1 but my washing up liquid is £2. Why am I spending twice as much to clean my plates as I am to clean myself? We're both covered in the same pasta sauce.
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Steamed Primes. (Every frame is a 1,536-digit prime number.)
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Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
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John Fugelsang
@JohnFugelsang4 Jan 2020
It’s almost like Meat Loaf is praying for the end of time to hurry up and arrive.
The Independent
@Independent4 Jan 2020
Meat Loaf says Greta Thunberg has been brainwashed into thinking climate change is real independent.co.uk/arts-enter…
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"Burn the land and boil the sea, You can't take the sky from me" Elon Musk: Hold my flamethrower
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Anthea Bell OBE, Order of Merit of 🇩🇪, died this morning aged 82. She was a literary giant: among great C20th/C21st translators, whose work included Kafka, Sebald, Zweig, Freud, Willy Brandt, Simenon, Goscinny et al. @richkamm & I will miss our mother a lot. Cc @GermanEmbassy
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#MuppetChristmasCarol is 25 today! To celebrate, I've got my Charles Dickens costume and I'm narrating the lives of random passersby!
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“Crypto” means cryptography. Not that other thing. xitter.cf/iowahawkblog/status/93…
David Burge
@iowahawkblog19 Nov 2017
Easier twitter challenge: name the most trivial hill on which you are willing to die
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ME: There are 18 sheep. RANCHER: Round ‘em up! ME: There are 20 sheep.
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Assuming roughly 300,000 iPhones fit a 747-8F, this group of planes near Alaska alone is currently hauling $2,100,000,000 worth of iPhones.
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As @CassiniSaturn approaches its #GrandFinale, we ask: how much did it cost? scienceogram.org/cassini #Cassini #CassiniFinale #GoodbyeCassini
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28th May, 2017 - I learned this week there is an entire Twitter account devoted to me talking about the weather...
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My finest work. I rather fear.... xitter.cf/area/status/8681510932…
area@area26 May 2017
Replying to @area
I made a silly Twitter account that only posts videos of @AndrewMarr9 introducing the weather, which you can find at @SoToTheWeather.
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How long did this interview last?
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Trump tweeted that Pence was "harassed" by the "very rude" cast of Hamilton when they read this statement. Ask yourself if that's true.
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It's like Groundhog Day directed by Charlie Brooker xitter.cf/business/status/798785…
Bloomberg
@business16 Nov 2016
French pollsters don’t think Marine Le Pen can win bloom.bg/2eZd2cJ
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Vote Leave said they wanted UK courts to take back control. So there it is.
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