𝙰𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 ࿏parody࿏

you don't have to be some kinda saint to save someone.

I’m a changed gal. Give me a chance at least.

I cleaned up! What kind of woman do you take me for?

My /clean/ bare ass. I used your shower first, I do have some decorum.

I got too drunk last night and accidentally gave the taxi driver your address. Plus, it’s twenty twenty-six, stop leaving your spare key under your doormat.

Why do you use the big light /at all/, Addie? It’s disgusting.

Who turns the ‘big light’ on this damn early?

I… yep. Still have your number. Coffee sounds good. I’ll text you.

I well… yes. Running isn’t normally my thing. I wasn’t expecting my ex-wife to be in town though.

I... Addie?

I’ve been doing endurance training.

"How about you forget about the lobotomy... and come get in the shower with me, instead. I promise I can fix whatever seems to be causing you problems." Evelyn pushed the shower door open, giving the surgeon an expectant look.

"Well, I suppose that could be arranged," she gave a soft, cheeky smile. "Could I finish my shower first?"

“Did you need something?” She’s wiping the condensation off of her shower door to gaze at the reader curiously.

Can I help you, honey?