Asking for a friend: If a quarterback loses the starting job, gets benched, and ends up buried on the depth chart, is the school still required to give him his NIL money? #GoCougs

Serious question: what’s wrong with Sean Mcvay’s “beard”? Did he shave in the dark?

Sam Darnold has a serious case of the yips. 😭

Seattle Seahawks: “You thought the Mariners underperformed? Hold my beer. Watch this.”

Pretty sure at this point Brian Fleury is an undercover agent sent by the 49ers to sabotage the Seahawks’ season. Somebody prove me wrong. 😭

The Broncos: “Hey Seattle, we’re gonna keep you in this game and give you every possible chance to score.” Seattle: “Nah, we’re good. 🙄

Man, this Seahawk’s offense is hard to watch. 😭

At this point, Mike Macdonald couldn’t do any worse taking over the play-calling himself.

Hey Seattle Seahawks, you have JSN & Shaheed, take some calculated shots down the field. 🙄

Ok, I honestly didn’t know who Shane Gillis was. I sure do now. 🧐😂☠️

Just saying… Mike Evans with those skinny legs and the white tights pulled all the way up is giving serious Colin Kaepernick vibes. And no, that is not a compliment.

Mike Macdonald seems like a genuinely nice guy, but I would NOT want to be in that locker room at halftime. The wrath coming for this Seahawks offense after these inexcusable mistakes… oh my goodness.

Jeez, Tom Brady. We get it—you’re not in the Sam Darnold fan club. But maybe let the dude finish the game before you start writing his obituary from the booth. Back off. 🤡

Maybe it’s time to change the cleats. Everybody seems to be slipping all over the field at Lumen.

Man, I’m gonna have to get off X. All these trolling 49ers fans are totally rage-baiting me, and I keep taking the bait. 😂

Wait, wait… for real? Lane Kiffin actually lost to a “basketball school”? Oh man. That’s gotta be embarrassing. 😂

Call me petty, but watching Alabama lose with former UW coaches AND a former Seahawks offensive coordinator who wasn’t exactly great in Seattle… yeah, I’m enjoying this a little too much. 😂

Exactly how much is Caden Pinnick getting paid to be this bad at quarterback for WSU? And the coaching—especially on offense—has been brutal. At this point, I don’t even know who I’m more mad at: the QB or the coaches.

At what point do the Seahawks seriously consider Jalen Milroe at RB? I know, I know: “He’s a quarterback.” But the dude is 6’2”, 216, ridiculously explosive, and Seattle needs running backs. I’m actually asking… why couldn’t this be a thing? #GoHawks

It’s always so satisfying watching the Cowboys get their butts handed to them on national TV. So. Satisfying. 😌