@arcgustine

The Johnny Manziel of Software Development Flyover American

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Joined July 2024
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Everything Everything comes to fruition now
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Oh a dm notification, I wonder if it’s from one of my esteemed mut—nope it’s a community note on a joke post
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Chocolate milkshake..
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Uhh yeah.. can I get two of the chocolate frosted cake donuts and a black coffee please
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Through the storm
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I think it’s funny that in AOT they have like two Asians and they’re both just way better than everyone else
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Found my copy of confessions in the car after tearing my house apart
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Time to eat and then read
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This is why I have to read certain authors a page at a time
I know what answer you want me to take but I also know the true answer
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I got abducted by aliens once but their probe equipment was in the middle of a software update so they just dumped me in a corn field and left
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Does anyone wanna go play before we go back to work?
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First look at The Sift in Minecraft. The game's first new dimension in over 14 years.
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Walking my pet hyena in town “yeah he’s a mutt. We think a bit of golden retriever probably”
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“He’s got a cold. Barks weird”
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Australians have to buy black market cigarettes apparently? What are they doing over there
Just paid $76 for a packet of 20’s. Australia is cooked.
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I stand with Cambodian donut makers
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What could they possibly tell me in 15 seconds
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What slamming a monster after Taco Bell feels like
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Share 4 pics that expose your taste in women
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If you do the Calvin and Hobbes vacation where you’re miserable for two weeks and happy for the other 45 you can avoid this
You need to go on vacation every two months to recover from work stress, study finds — Mail
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