Saw a guy get arrested downtown and they pulled this cartoonishly giant ziplock bag out of his pocket and there was like a milligram of drugs in the corner lol
One of my favorite TNGs is when they unfreeze that rich guy from the 21st century and Picard is disgusted that all he cares about is his stock portfolio and not that he gets to live in a post-scarcity socialist paradise lol
Is there someone at Whole Foods who decides to make all their vitamins taste like the ground or something
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"Seize the time. Live now. Make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again."
Patrick Stewart, 1940-2026
People don't get murdered in Utah they just brutally die in avoidable nature situations
Wtf I passed and they want me to do a final round tomorrow
Just gonna go private temporarily until I'm in the clear lol
This new season of 90 Day Fiancé is perfectly cast. Good selection of possessive middle eastern men. Has the classic older American woman and young Caribbean guy couple. The only thing it's missing is my Nigerian king Michael but he can't be replicated
They genuinely expect you to step off the sidewalk onto mud so that they can continue walking shoulder to shoulder with zero adjustment
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flavio bolsonaro is moving to austin texas to begin his career in standup comedy and podcasting, flavio bolsonaro is going to be standing outside the comedy mothership every week for the next 6 months hoping to have his name pulled out of the bucket on kill tony
Brazilian Senator Flavio Bolsonaro left the country for the US after losing the presidential election and refusing to comply with a Supreme Court order to hand over his passports, two sources said reut.rs/3WaU8K5






















