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Austin, TX
Joined October 2016
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I saw Star Trek nemesis in theaters and it really fucked me up
i actually haven’t seen any of the TNG movies yet despite watching the show three times
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Does anyone have that meme of Obama where it's like "white person detected, kill" or whatever
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Saw a guy get arrested downtown and they pulled this cartoonishly giant ziplock bag out of his pocket and there was like a milligram of drugs in the corner lol
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when you lose the one you wonted
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One of my favorite TNGs is when they unfreeze that rich guy from the 21st century and Picard is disgusted that all he cares about is his stock portfolio and not that he gets to live in a post-scarcity socialist paradise lol
trying to work out why Patrick Stewart's death has affected me more than celebrity deaths usually do, and i think part of the answer is about the way Star Trek: The Next Generation kind of functioned as a slightly more grown up version of Sesame Street??
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Is there someone at Whole Foods who decides to make all their vitamins taste like the ground or something
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they got dominican jalen brunson selling passport photos in the UES
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I've been using most of the freedom to argue with teenagers on TikTok
the amount of freedom you get when you’re unemployed is lowkey scary. like i get why they want us to have jobs
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Your country needs YOU (to vote)
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"Seize the time. Live now. Make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again." Patrick Stewart, 1940-2026
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No....god damn it man
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Stage giant Patrick Stewart, of ‘Star Trek’ and 'X-Men' fame, dies at 86.
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People don't get murdered in Utah they just brutally die in avoidable nature situations
I was looking at TikTok this morning and ran across a video of a group of 5 friends who went to go explore a cave. I’m paraphrasing but one person changed their mind and didn’t go in. The other 4 did, when the first of the four tried to get out, she got stuck and blocked the way
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Wtf I passed and they want me to do a final round tomorrow 🫪 Just gonna go private temporarily until I'm in the clear lol
Panel interview felt like this
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This new season of 90 Day Fiancé is perfectly cast. Good selection of possessive middle eastern men. Has the classic older American woman and young Caribbean guy couple. The only thing it's missing is my Nigerian king Michael but he can't be replicated
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They genuinely expect you to step off the sidewalk onto mud so that they can continue walking shoulder to shoulder with zero adjustment
White people’s awful spatial awareness on sidewalks is one of the craziest sociological phenomena ever. Like they’re unconsciously selfish in that regard on a systemic level. Wow
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flavio bolsonaro is moving to austin texas to begin his career in standup comedy and podcasting, flavio bolsonaro is going to be standing outside the comedy mothership every week for the next 6 months hoping to have his name pulled out of the bucket on kill tony
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I thought I completely bombed this coding test but they just called me back for a second round interview, please pray for your boy
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