MTG ranted that "We've had enough of drag queens gyrating in front of children in the public square", which seemed like a nasty swipe at Kimberly Guilfoyle

Marjorie Taylor Greene gave a speech saying "You can pick up a butt plug or dildo at Target or CVS" because "this is the state we're living in." Causing Lindsey Graham to ask her, "Is it the CVS near Dupont Circle or the one further downtown?"

Always left out of the debate: NO ONE has ever been forced to perform a gay wedding ceremony or attend one. NO ONE'S straight marriage has been affected in any way by marriage equality. NO RELIGION has ever been compromised by gay marriage. "Religious liberty" is code for hate

Because Repubs claim they're not allowed to say "Merry Christmas" from now on I'm saying "Merry Day When Bigots Invent A Fake Conspiracy To Appeal To Their Mindless Base Of QAnon-Loving Assholes." This will also look nice on greeting cards

When Lindsey Graham heard Marjorie Taylor Greene was blaming him for Herschel Walker's loss, he said, "Honey, I've got dryer lint with more brains than Marge. But if she wants to tussle, bring it. I'll break that potato-faced bleached blonde hussy in half without blinking an eye"