Government approved cat

Deutschland
Joined November 2022
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i always feel so bad for all the dudes who had to fight goku on that tournament, theyre trying their best to save their universe and goku hits them with some bullshit like this
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"Handlebars? Don't say that, you can't just treat her like a sex to-" I'm trying to be HER sex toy, what the fuck are you talking about? She's walking around with 17 inches of 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘺 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘵 between her legs, and I'm first up to give it a week-long tongue bath. Yes I need some 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘴 to hold on to when she's done with the days of foreplay and has me bent over as her 𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩 to let out all her frustration on after dealing with those crimson heathens. I need something to steady myself when she's 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘫𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘺 as she spends hours thrusting into me, caressing my face and whispering "𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝙩𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙪𝙥." While I'm losing consciousness. When I'm awake again she'll just be mumbling to herself about "𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘩, 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘤𝘶𝘮 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦, 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘤𝘶𝘮 𝘪𝘯..." while there's already pools of her seed dripping from me, because she's too far gone to even notice how many times she's already emptied her balls into me. Her rage has clouded her mind so badly that she can't think or feel, she's struggling for relief that will never come and all she can do is pin me down in a chokehold and keep fucking me, her own cum as lubricant for the next day of mindless breeding. Again and again and again and again until her fury is sated, or my body gives out, and I'm not looking too good. It's alright though. Liquidation will come soon enough, and she'll need a new toy to break in. Fuck I hope it's me again next time.
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He hits me if I have socks on around him
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AAAAAA NO QUIERO IR A TRABAJAR CHIDORIIIII
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watching your teammate get util dumped then saying “how did you die there” is top 3 ragebait
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crazy that the design peaked 5 years ago
the UI somehow keeps getting worse...
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Replying to @Themiragevoyage
If the attack is meant to kill you and you don’t die. You tanked it.
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spotted several boymoders in my coding class
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Android 21 fit scarlet made my meat start chanting
DBS x Umamusume (daiwa scarlet)
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(trying to groom an older man) you're so woke for your age
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Just plastered the work breakroom with my seed to angel devil when the manager came in to reprimand me but I told him its chill since its sfw
Angel Devil - Chainsaw Man SFW He's such a good kitty 😼
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How it feels to be decent at a videogame among ur trash friends
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how it feels when someone is being mean to me on X the everything app
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kills myself
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I love you Opera O.
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God loves fags Fags go to heaven Fags die god cries Fags equal health Fags bless nations
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So you just gonna stroke my shit? So you just gonna stroke my shit? So you just gonna stroke my shit?
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