@appearent_ly
Joined July 2019
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he's gonna hack into the villa phones to download the app & vote himself off
jolt@meltborne9 Jul 2025
chris wanted to go home so bad😭😭 #LoveIslandUSA
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aka
@akafaceUSOct 18
I’ve noticed the second you finally throw away a box you’ve kept “just in case,” you suddenly need a box that exact size two days later. It’s like clutter waits for revenge.
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pep 🐟@SUBMARINER1941Oct 17
when i was like 8 years old with undiagnosed autism and i learned about intellectual property and copyright law and i pulled up to recess the next day like bad news guys. we can’t play avengers anymore. we’ll go to jail
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open mic set where i spend the whole time just visibly scrolling thru tweets. every 45 seconds going "okay this one's pretty good" and reading one off verbatim
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Amondi@Amondi_y13h
Having a home you can return to and finally relax. No tension, no walking on eggshells, no feeling like you need to escape the place you're supposed to feel safe.
Nora@nora_mindnotesOct 17
Something people rarely call a luxury but should…
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.@OmgemeralddddOct 18
Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).
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Gramps@GrandpaHarris65Oct 18
I wonder if the guy who came up with the phrase "One hit wonder" ever come up with any other phrases?
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mais uma semana de trabalho
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alexxstation
@alexxstationOct 18
Replying to @souljaboy
Soulja boy tell em'
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aria ౨ৎ@twnfantasyOct 18
me clicking “track order” exactly .238 seconds after ordering it
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roman †@CUT2FLESHOct 18
tomorrow marks one year since the louvre heist and i still think we moved on far too quickly from someone stealing actual crown jewels in the age of ai and computers. imagine pulling off an old-fashioned jewellery heist in the year of our lord 2025.
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Variety
@VarietyOct 16
'Gaydar' Host Anania to Launch Variety Show on Tubi (EXCLUSIVE) variety.com/2026/tv/news/gay…

‘Gaydar’ Host Anania to Launch Variety Show on Tubi (EXCLUSIVE)

Anania, the host of the social media series 'Gaydar,' is launching a variety series on Tubi.

variety.com
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Liste@endlisteOct 18
Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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Interesting I’m intrigued
philip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_Oct 18
Cardi B’s NPR Tiny Desk premieres Monday at noon ET:
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Cabe Bond@PrezBond10h
The picture is hilarious, the earring stuck out maybe 1/8th inch past her arm. You’d clearly have to be pressing against her arm to be poked, not experiencing turbulence 😭😭😭
m@snflwrgld14h
i was on her side even when i thought she just did that randomly
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lil sno@younger__jeezyOct 18
We, the general public, should not have known that Robert Downey Jr was Dr. Doom until December 18, 2026.
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َ@gffyoqOct 17
idc who got the same name as me, i'm the real owner.
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moon✂️@BYROS3_Oct 16
chega uma idade em que o aplicativo do clima vira importantíssimo, e eu preciso entrar nele todos os dias
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m𑣲cèo@maceomarzottoOct 17
when tf did they stop painting speed bumps yellow i was just in the fcking air
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Any variation of “They’ll put/build _____ in your ass” is hilarious to me lmaoo
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☆T⁷₿@tumiszn_Oct 16
Movie theater: Please silence your phones. Me, who hasn't taken my phone off silent since 2012: *double-checks*
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