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Sold out! I may open a special order for more if there’s interest.
Would any #fannibal out there want some Nigel fabric? I ordered extra yardage ages ago and don’t want it going to waste collecting dust in my house.
It would be $23/yard plus shipping. Let me know if you’re interested and how much you want, and I’ll get the fabric out tonight.
1 7/8 of a yard left, plus a bag of large scrap I’m happy to take $10 for + shipping. There’s enough scrap to make small pouches or a purse/backpack.
Would any #fannibal out there want some Nigel fabric? I ordered extra yardage ages ago and don’t want it going to waste collecting dust in my house.
It would be $23/yard plus shipping. Let me know if you’re interested and how much you want, and I’ll get the fabric out tonight.
Would any #fannibal out there want some Nigel fabric? I ordered extra yardage ages ago and don’t want it going to waste collecting dust in my house.
It would be $23/yard plus shipping. Let me know if you’re interested and how much you want, and I’ll get the fabric out tonight.
When you get too lazy to stand around waiting for the blacksmith and use your mud monster as a couch
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Jessica retweeted
Thinking about the “Belle is my favorite Disney princess” to monsterfucker pipeline
Every day I make a good social media post, and every day autocorrect whips my dyslexic ass and riddles it with mistaken words my brain can’t pick up when I do a quick scan before hitting post
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The good news: I was brave and let someone beta my work
The bad news: I am now too anxious to read their feedback
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Jessica retweeted
i was just at airport security. i have a hitachi in my bag and asked if i could avoid taking it out. guy helpfully announced to the room that i needed my bag privately examined. then while i was waiting to get it checked i turned around and mads mikkelsen was standing next to me.
I fully admit I have no idea what the etiquette of replying to posts vs rambling in reblog tags is on tumblr and at this point I’m too afraid to ask
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Jessica retweeted
benadryl: oh you’ll go to sleep alright
me: awesome! and then i’ll wake up?
benadryl: in a sense
Anyways here’s what happens when you try to take a photo with your horse and his boyfriend barges in, pushes him out of the way and demands to be star of the shot
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To the person I saw hit a dog today, and every person who drove around it and just kept going, I ask you: what the fuck is wrong with you all?
I picked the dog up, carried him off the road and held him until his owners showed up. But why did 5 cars go by before I got out??
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Additionally: to the multitudes of people who saw me sobbing in a grocery store a couple weeks ago and said nothing, what the fuck is wrong with all of you?
And to the doctor I told my grandma was being abusive and said “well she’s had such a hard year”-
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