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For a proper experimental hand washing be sure to sing John Cage's 4'33" to yourself. #washyourlyrics #washyourhands #minimalisthandwashing
Entire block in South Philly smells like smoke and it's thick and visible in the street outside. Can't see flames anywhere but obviously something is on fire. Any ideas? #southphilly
I accidentally stopped paying attention to movies around 2008 and when I came back a few years later every actor was named Chris.
The Lawrence Tierney episode of Seinfeld is a tour de force of 1990s television. It helps that the entire cast was genuinely scared of him and that’s why he never appeared again.
“Ladies, I am here to respect you.” —The worst opening line for a dating profile that I just thought of.
“Everyone knows the feared and mighty T-Rex, but have you met his shy, insecure younger brother S-Rex?” (Ad from the Pittsburgh Press, December 29, 1904.) #sexualwrecks
I used LOL in an email unironically for the first time in my life today. This feels like a milestone worth noting after holding out for 25+ years.
My gift to songwriters struggling through a creative block: “Darius Rucker” sort of rhymes with “motherfucker.”
“Just Like Heaven” on MTV when I was 9 years old. I even stayed home from school one day just so I could watch MTV and hear the song again. (I was a very goth 9 year old.)
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Little known fact: Jay Leno was the inspiration for The Misfits’ classic skull collecting anthem, “Skulls.” youtu.be/VLXEj4UowF8
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I’m convinced that Disney found an unused Roger Ebert animatronic left over in an Epcot warehouse from some never realized Siskel & Ebert ride that they hastily repurposed as Trump for the Hall of Presidents.
I love how idiots who barely passed the seventh grade suddenly become staunch grammarians whenever people’s pronouns are involved.