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Action. Adventure. Humongous Ape. #UBI #CreativeCommons #RadicalIndependence. Award-losing author. I review locusts at https://xitter.cf/t.co/lwofqNqwPl

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Check it out, I played a video game then decided to overthrow capitalism. But (almost) seriously, it's not often that essays are this much fun so, like that old Greek dawg says "Life's a banquet, so don't go thirsty but don't get drunk neither." locustreview.com/online/2077

The City at the End of Capitalist Realism — Locust Review

We have held up both utopia and dystopia as symbols of alterity, to express this, often keeping them at not such a great distance from each other. The Communist Manifesto , for example, is utopian or...

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The Immigration Calypso for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and
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They are going to crash out every time an artist issues any kind of left-wing statement and ban them from their playlists, until the entire station is just ASMR of Mike Graham eating pasties
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Josh Simons: the face of Vichy Labour.
Zack Polanski@ZackPolanski18 Dec 2025
Yet another crap video from another Labour MP (@joshsimonsmp) attacking me and "lefties." Showing us exactly who they are. They serve only power & weath. 2026 - the year of people power. Join.greenparty.org.uk
Because lefties keep

ALT Because lefties keep

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The bastards!
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Zackpolanskimustapologise!
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I don't know anything about what's going on in France but, is there any way it's going to subvert this script...?
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Demonstrators: We insist on having better lives. Government: We insist on them being worse. Go away. Demonstrators: No, we insist on insisting. Government: Then we insist on arresting you. Six weeks later every pensioner votes for a presidential candidate called TurboHitler.
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Repeat until we end up as climate refugees.
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Humongous Ape MP retweeted
Zack Polanski@ZackPolanskiOct 18
A Labour Peer interviewing a Labour minister. This is so utterly absurd. We so badly need media reform.
Saul Staniforth@SaulStaniforthOct 18
Labour govt minister Yvette Cooper tells Labour peer Ayesha Hazarika, who is interviewing her, "you're a journalist"
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Too right. Never give in to blackmail.
Ralph Blackburn@RalphBlackburnOct 16
NEW: Sheffield Green Party has refused to disavow the controversial "Zionism is racism" motion, leaving the joint-administration with Labour on the verge of collapse. yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/pol…

Sheffield Council on verge of collapse as Greens refuse to disavow Zionism motion

The joint administration that runs Sheffield City Council is on the verge of collapse, as the local Greens refused to disavow the party’s controversial “Zionism is racism” motion”.

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"Hello, European Onion. I bad want... money now. Me war." "Ooh, he card-reads good."
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Illegal from next week: "I oppose genocide. I support the People's Republic of China."
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Next year.
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Yes. British people are infinitely stupid and endlessly passive. We're stuck with this until the 16th of November 2027.
Marl Karx@BareLeftOct 16
Corbyn's Labour never came close to anything as bold as the Zionism is Racism motion, and still received the monstering of a lifetime simply on the back of believing Palestinians didn't deserve a life of being ethnically cleansed and murdered. Can you play the same trick twice?
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The budget announcement is due on October 28th. The government is going to install metres in everyone's lungs so Palantir can extract rent on oxygen etc. The Burnham cabinet will look back on mid-October as a fun fortnight when everyone shat themselves over a conference motion.
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It's been a few hours since I've been online. What's got worse since then?
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Manchester City has been majority owned by Emirati royalty since 2008. Manchester City is under investigation for systematic breaking of UEFA financial rules. As metro mayor of Manchester Andy Burnham has regularly met with Emirati government officials. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c83v…

Burnham had two hospitality dinners with Man City chairman, deleted records show

The prime minister has been under growing pressure since the club was found guilty of Premier League rule breaches.

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Manchester City representatives are still attending UK trade missions. thenational.scot/news/266378…

Manchester City staff invited on UK trade trip amid Burnham scandal

MANCHESTER City staff have been invited on a UK Government-backed trade trip to India despite the club being found guilty of 114 breaches of Premier League rules, it has emerged.

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