Men should deal with their problems/stress from work/life etc. Don’t bring it back to your family, man up.
After digging into the $TAO situation, seems like a good spot for a small bet?
Ape Jonnn 🍌 retweeted
THIS IS VERY BULLISH
🇺🇸 US ISM Manufacturing PMI just came in at 52.7%, above expectations of 52.5%.
This is the 3rd consecutive monthly print above 52%, which shows that the US economy is in the expansion phase.
Last time ISM PMI had 3 consecutive prints above 52 was in Q3 2020, and here's what happened after that.
- Gold and Silver peaked.
- Stocks rallied hard.
- Alts entered a mega uptrend, which lasted for 6-8 months.
Green $TAO dildo 🥰
Ape Jonnn 🍌 retweeted
Aster Chain Mainnet officially launched yesterday, this L1 is purpose-built to destroy the transparency trap of modern DeFi
On Aster every order and position is private by default which means that trading privacy removes the last reason to stay on a centralised exchange, with that feature nobody can hunt whales positions
No entry tracking, no profit taking, nothing visible for the retail in the books because when you place an order on ASTER DEX, it's encrypted before it ever reaches the chain
It gets decrypted only at the point of execution, and it's never exposed in the order book
With Aster, whales have the privacy freedom which they can't have with CEX while still having the speed of centralised exchanges due to 100,000+ TPS, 50ms block latency, all without gas
In the near future perp DEXs should be bigger and more used then centralised exchanges, the advantages and benefits that ASTER offers are to significant to ignore them
$ASTER is the first mover to provide this much of freedom to big whales, there is no reason not to use it
This is the reason why ASTER is my biggest ALT for this cycle
It will trade at 10$+ over next few months
Replying to @ape_jonnn @AshCrypto
Yes, it's true. The S&P 500 dropped 0.98% right after open (6775.80 to 6709.73), wiping out roughly $570B in market cap for its components amid broad red across the heatmap. Total US equities saw over $500B lost early on due to energy spikes and geopolitics.
Ape Jonnn 🍌 retweeted
NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS
🇺🇸 US largest bank, JP Morgan, has announced it will restrict lending to private credit funds.
Today, it was reported that JP Morgan has marked down the value of certain loans held by private credit lenders, all of which belong to software companies.
This is the 4th entity to do something similar over the past few weeks.
In Feb, Blue Owl Capital halted redemptions at a major credit fund.
Blackstone's fund also had to raise their withdrawal cap and inject $400 million of their own money just to cover the demand.
BlackRock also limited withdrawals for its $26 billion private credit fund.
This is a clear sign that the stress in the $2 trillion+ credit market is growing rapidly.
And it could get a lot worse.
This is because of the Middle East war, which will cause inflation to spike and stop any Fed easing.
Without Fed easing, the yields will spike, and companies will struggle more to repay their debt.
This will cause layoffs, which we are already seeing, thus slowing down the economic growth and potentially even causing a recession.
Ape Jonnn 🍌 retweeted
The next generation of traders won't have a bedtime.
Aster is now agent-ready. Two integration paths, one API.
🔌 MCP Server: github.com/asterdex/aster-mc…
🧠 Agent Skills: github.com/asterdex/aster-sk…
Ape Jonnn 🍌 retweeted
THIS WAR IS COSTING THE U.S. 200 TIMES MORE THAN IRAN.
Iran’s Shahed drone costs about $20K, and to intercept it the U.S. uses Patriot PAC-3 missiles costing around $4M.
To intercept one Iranian drone, the U.S. has to fire 4–5 Patriot missiles.
That means the U.S. is paying $16M–$20M to stop a single $20,000 drone.
And this is where it gets more concerning.
Iran can reportedly produce thousands of these drones daily, while the U.S. produces only 650 Patriot missiles per year.
In just 6 days, the U.S. has spent about $5.4 billion on this war, roughly 26% of Iran’s entire annual military budget.
The gap is huge.
Ape Jonnn 🍌 retweeted
🚨 Oil in China just hit $100 a barrel.
60 days ago it was $60.
Do you know what that means?
Ape Jonnn 🍌 retweeted
the quote tweet was quite literally the day that gold/silver ratio topped and silver ran 284% from that point, however gold/silver ratio likely bottomed now.
expecting a strong recovery that means either 2 things happen.
1. both gold and silver dump together but #silver dumps far more
2. #gold outperforms significantly from here





















