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I told my students I would write an example case study about the classical psychoanalytic defense mechanisms, using any fictional character of their collective choice. After a grueling multi-round election, we have a winner:
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confidently introducing errors into copy, secretly racking up huge expenses, way overdoing it on the em dashes, taking any assignment offered, buying huge amounts of books from used bookstores for no reason—AI is a mid-career magazine writer
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the kind of piece I'm jealous I didn't write, frankly newyorker.com/books/under-re…
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"If you’re thinking that a human-tissue business sounds like a great way to hide evidence, you’ve probably been reading too much noir; you’re also right." Peter Baker on Jordan Harper's noir newyorker.com/books/under-re…
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I wrote about the new Jordan Harper and the question of what makes noir noir...
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Once on Sanibel Island, Florida, I read a short story by Ben Lerner set on Sanibel Island, Florida, and the next day I almost smashed into a guy with my bike on one of the island's famous bike paths and that guy was Ben Lerner.
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You can also work the other end. Like maybe the idea you pitched didn't really work out. But still, at $14/w (my average), if you just file a paragraph or two then you'll still make some prosciutto money.
my one tip for the “how can young writers make more money?” discourse is to note that editors will often pay a bonus if you go long. So like, my Gawker contract was $8/word, but I’d often file 2–3 times as many words as initially agreed upon, and they’d bump me up to $10/word
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if you don't know what 'prosciutto money' is ... I'm sorry, you're already lost.
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Peter C. Baker @apcbapcb.bsky.social retweeted
my one tip for the “how can young writers make more money?” discourse is to note that editors will often pay a bonus if you go long. So like, my Gawker contract was $8/word, but I’d often file 2–3 times as many words as initially agreed upon, and they’d bump me up to $10/word
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"I couldn’t wipe chatbots from their world, any more than I can wipe phones. All I could do was decide how much I would steer students toward them and how much I would nudge them toward other experiences." —Peter C Baker for The Guardian #longreads theguardian.com/education/ng…
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Smart piece by @apcbapcb on our era of "blank space" conspiracy theories, in which the lack of evidence is the evidence nytimes.com/2026/03/04/magaz…
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Poetically shitty AI-written recap of my piece
The Guardian: Cheating machine or mighty aid? My trainee-teacher nerves crash when AI wanders into class—free chats craft prose, but can they shape thinking or simply caffeinate panic? Europe’s AI rush meets Swedish classrooms: who guides the handwriting… theguardian.com/education/ng…
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Peter C. Baker @apcbapcb.bsky.social retweeted
I was a newcomer, negotiating all of usual classroom difficulties for the first time. Throwing AI into the mix felt like downing a coffee in the middle of a panic attack >>Guardian long read worth the time tinyurl.com/2yerhveb
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omg they spelled "COMMUNIST MANIFESTO" wrong on the new Sally Rooney cover
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I am on the brink of opposing the term 'The Epstein Files.' It makes it sound like there's a box somewhere and they're all in it. Or a big filing cabinet. Or thumb drive or whatever. And in some way this is peak aesthetic liberalism. Similar slip to 'the Epstein client list.'
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