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Anya

@aowSec

Redbull-powered bibically accurate angel | Security Engineer, Incident Response @ Workday, prev @ Twitter | GCIH-Certified (She/her)

 Colorado, USA
Joined January 2015
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"Updating JIRA takes less than 30 seconds. What's the big deal?" Says every middle manager who can't write code anymore because their job became pushing numbers in a spreadsheet and faxing JIRA reports.
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Crying is also an effective way to learn cyber security.
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Here’s A Comic About Infinite Possibilities
A two panel comic in which Elon Musk ignores a beautiful life of infinite possibilities in favour of screaming at people on twitter because they do not find him funny.

ALT A two panel comic in which Elon Musk ignores a beautiful life of infinite possibilities in favour of screaming at people on twitter because they do not find him funny.

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oh i finally get it he was planning on sinking it
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they're dragging your ass in the SOC 2 report right now
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The joke might be dead at this point but here's Tears of the Kingdom: Wiggle to Detach (colorized)
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Image from Lauren Schmidt (@laurenschmidttt)
Image from Lauren Schmidt (@laurenschmidttt)
Image from Lauren Schmidt (@laurenschmidttt)
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Don’t use Teams.
Microsoft Teams (@MicrosoftTeams) profile pictureMicrosoft Teams
@MicrosoftTeams3 May 2023
What’s your favorite Teams tip?
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"Couldn't play DF without it" "Essential to my way of life" "Tastes great" many could say these things about DFHack, an unaffiliated rogue squadron of modders building a "mod engine" for Dwarf Fortress, out NOW on Steam! Congrats to hackers everywhere! store.steampowered.com/app/2…
DFHack - Dwarf Fortress Modding Engine on Steam

DFHack - Dwarf Fortress Modding Engine on Steam

Extensions for Dwarf Fortress, including bugfixes, interface improvements, automation agents, design blueprints, modding building blocks, and other tools.

store.steampowered.com
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Doge for some reason is showing up on Twitter and I can only assume this was supposed to be an April Fools joke that took 3 days to roll out because no one knows how the site works anymore
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Anya@aowSec7 Mar 2023
Replying to @Zeke_Cao @tweetsbyparker
The worst part about working for twitter is, even though I’m no longer there, I can’t quit the platform. Engineer to Twitter addict pipeline
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We have two copies available for any billionaires in need today.
A screenshot of the Library catalog entry for "Twitter for Dummies" by Laura Fitton.

ALT A screenshot of the Library catalog entry for "Twitter for Dummies" by Laura Fitton.

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Hey fellas, have you ever accidentally disclosed that you factored an employee's muscular dystrophy disability into your decision to fire them?
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmusk7 Mar 2023
Replying to @anothercohen
The reality is that this guy (who is independently wealthy) did no actual work, claimed as his excuse that he had a disability that prevented him from typing, yet was simultaneously tweeting up a storm. Can’t say I have a lot of respect for that.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
After sending this tweet, Elon spoke directly with the former Twitter employee and subsequently admitted that he was wrong and apologized to the former employee. Elon also invited him back to Twitter. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
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twitter engineer here. the app broke cuz elon made us tweak the algorithm to force stephen king to see all his posts. we told him we should run unit tests before pushing to prod, but he just said “haha. unit testes. epic.” then he got up and stood in a corner like the blair witch
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Multi day outage or bust. C'mon Elon, do what do you best
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Was it firing everyone
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i just got paged by twitter. i quit working at twitter in october, and never worked on this service. seems fine.
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can i admit that i’m actually really really sad that i no longer have my job or my team at twitter and i’m scared i’ll never find anything that sparks that sort of joy again
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Please change your DNA – at Gold Coast, Queensland
Matthew Chapman (@fawfulfan) profile pictureMatthew Chapman
@fawfulfan21 Feb 2023
Millions of DNA tests leaked after hackers breach company's 'forgotten' database rawstory.com/millions-of-dna…
Millions of DNA tests leaked after hackers breach company's 'forgotten' database

Millions of DNA tests leaked after hackers breach company's 'forgotten' database

Millions of people have had their personal data compromised after hackers breached a database of a DNA testing company that officials at the firm had forgotten even existed, reported Gizmodo on...

rawstory.com
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