Anton Strout (Raconteur & PSL Enthusiast)

If 2020 has taught me anything it's that by always walking around in PJs I'm closer to becoming my inner Grogu... #babyyoda

One of the worst things about this virus is being unable to open veggie bags at the grocery store because I can't lick my damned fingertips #woeisme

By morning here in Jersey I shall have stolen all the vape pens, Snooki t-shirts, Red Bull, and drink bracelets, taking them back to my secret lair under the boardwalk at Jenks...

From Simon and myself, we wish you a Merry Christmas!

They were out of vaccine, but I DID get this so called "super soldier serum"... maybe I'll get enlisted as a Space Force Guardian!

Over on the Facebooks, I am answering your writerly questions, or just saying hi via video, all as a jumpstart to getting some writing work done today.

If you're celebrating the holidays like me and my family, I just want to give you a heads up that virgin goats are on sale at Walmart for all your Black Mass needs through 12/31! #HailSanta #oops #HailSatan

Had to watch #TheMandalorian before any of you mofos could spoil it...damn!

I think I speak for us all when I scream relentlessly into my pillow for no one particular reason

Hope you've prepped for the storm and chosen which of your neighbors you'll be consuming first! #ProTip

Vaccines shipping, Electoral College confirming, Barr resigning, even managed to fit in a small nap... wasn't a bad Monday at all yesterday!

Uncanny how just like the images on the box they look! #gingerbreading

I have worn pants of the non-PJ variety at least twice this week.. I feel like I deserve some sort of National Medal of Something, right?

I think Air Force One should be mysteriously booked on Inauguration Day and 45 should have to hail a cab from the White House steps while trying to hold onto a carboard box of belongings

As a general rule I don't wish death upon others, but I will cop to enjoying a little Darwin at work...

One year ago I was eandering @pax Unplugged, where somehow I did not run into @PatrickRothfuss...I miss both greatly, but it was such a good con!

It's the weekend, my little pocket monsters! Time to relax, drink, read, drink some more, clean, crank out one of my short stories for the Kickstarter, work on KS fulfillment... wait, what was the first thing again...?

Dear @DelReyStarWars I am ready to write a Baby Fette or really any other SW series book... #callme

I am looking forward to a #TheMandalorian video game, which will be 99% side quests! "Sure, I'll help you Mando, but first..."

Time for some chai!