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Modi's biggest achievement in 13 years is building a very strong and almost violent culture of anti-intellectualism. He has dragged the nation into a cesspool of infinite mediocrity, covered with limitless arrogance. Ambition is now equal to achievement. And his Bhakts actually believe every lie being peddled, despite stark proofs visible to naked eye. The loss is generational. By the time he's done with the country, there'd be little left. It'll be back to building from near scratch.
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#PeekOnGround: Protesters from different students’ organizations confronted Delhi Police personnel who stopped them from marching in Delhi’s Connaught Place on Thursday.
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"Ye naya Bharat hai."
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Just when it seems the Delhi Police cannot possibly commit any further atrocities, another video emerges that is even more horrifying. It now appears that the police themselves are more dangerous than the goons. #JudicialCustody
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Indian TV channels are operating as if the internet doesn’t exist.
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Gyanesh Kumar is the enemy of India. More than 12 crore names have reportedly been deleted from electoral rolls. That is roughly 12.4% of the 97 crore registered electorate around the 2024 Lok Sabha election. The gap between the BJP-led NDA and the opposition was just 2%. Gyanesh Kumar isn’t conducting elections, he is scripting them.
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We spent months investigating the inner working of the EC. What we found: the majority of the Commission, kept in the dark for almost a year. Election Commissioners Sukhbir Singh Sandhu and Vivek Joshi objected on record at least 14 times in 10 months, FOUR times on a single day, to decisions taken in the Commission's name without their knowledge. Here is what they flagged: (3/10) indianexpress.com/article/ex…
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Best AI Ad ever..
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#Mumbai this Saturday! Get your family & friends and let’s have a good time! Last few tix left at in.bookmyshow.com/events/spo…
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#Bangalore, coming to you with 2 shows this weekend. Take your pick ;) Tix at in.bookmyshow.com/events/spo…
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गुरुग्राम से आया हर वीडियो बता रहा है कि शहर में पानी निकालने का सिस्टम नहीं है। स्कूल बसें डूब रही हैं। यह एक नया शहर था, नए सिरे से बसा फिर इसकी समस्या पुराने बसे शहरों की तरह क्यों हैं? इसका समाधान सोचा जाना चाहिये। ज़िला प्रशासन को खुल कर बताना चाहिए कि उनके अनुसार गुरुग्राम की समस्या के क्या कारण हो सकते हैं? ठीक होगी या नहीं होगी? वहाँ के रहने वाले लोग अगर नहीं बोलेंगे तो फिर बदलाव कैसे आएगा? पाँच घंटे जाम में रह लेंगे, एक घंटे के लिए प्रदर्शन नहीं कर सकते? वहाँ के लोग हर तरह से सक्षम है।उन्हें पूरा अधिकार है कि अच्छी व्यवस्था मिले। न मिले तो क्या करना चाहिए? सरकार से पूछनी चाहिए उसकी बात, फिर बहस करनी चाहिए। बेकार बना दिए गए एक शहर में सौ करोड़ का फ़्लैट ख़रीद लेने से शहर अच्छा नहीं हो जाता है। अफ़सोस कि गुरुग्राम के लोगों को अच्छा शहर नहीं मिला और उसके लिए लोगों ने मिलकर कोशिश भी नहीं की।
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Banking with @YESBANK has to be the most painful experience ever!
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Do you also hate traveling out of Delhi T2 as much as I do?
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Arguing with someone whose information source is Arnab Goswami is hands down the most irritating thing.
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When my wife watches a TV show I don’t like, I don’t walk away and go do something else. No! That’s not how marriage works. I sit there and keep complaining. 🙏
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‘పాకిస్తాన్ ఫండింగ్ లేదు, చైనా ఏజెంట్ల హస్తమూ లేదు’ ఢిల్లీలోని జంతర్‌మంతర్‌లో యువత చేపట్టిన నిరసన వెనుక విదేశీ శక్తులు ఏవీ లేవని స్పష్టం చేసిన కేంద్ర ప్రభుత్వం ఈ నిరసన ఓ కుట్ర అని.. విదేశీ ఫండింగ్ లభిస్తోందని బీజేపీ మద్దతుదారులు చేసిన ప్రచారంలో నిజం లేదని క్లారిటీ ఈ నిరసన వెనుక పాకిస్తాన్, చైనా కుట్రలు ఏమీ లేవని.. విదేశీ శక్తుల ప్రమేయంపై ఎలాంటి ఆధారాలు లేవన్న కేంద్రం సామాజిక మాధ్యమాల్లో వస్తున్న అబద్ధపు ప్రచారాలను నమ్మొద్దని స్పష్టం చేసిన కేంద్ర ప్రభుత్వం దీంతో.. ఇన్నాళ్లూ సోషల్ మీడియాలో ఈ నిరసన కుట్రంటూ తెగ హడావుడి చేసిన బీజేపీ శ్రేణులకు గట్టి షాక్ తగిలినట్టే!
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#Imp: Three young boys have been detained by the @DelhiPolice at Nizamuddin Police Station for carrying food to Jantar Mantar. Yes, you read that right! Several reports of young kids being detained for no reason. Central Delhi being cordoned off. Why is the new @CPDelhi cracking down like he is serving in North Korea? Please remember you are officers. Not goons of the government. People will not tolerate this. Stop terrorising young kids RIGHT NOW! @Cockroachisback
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haahhaahha🫣
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