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City saved football by cooking its books.
Chelsea saved football by selling its own women team & hotel to itself.
United saved football by inflating transfer markets over so many years.
But Liverpool ruined football by spending its lawfully earned money saved over the years.
Pathetic service from @flipkartsupport @Flipkart. It's been showing Out for delivery since 2'o clock but still haven't received it. Even the delivery agent's call ain't passing through to him. Order ID OD438881122597289100
Yeah. Sure. You resolved it alright. It's been 4th day since am trying to register one DSC in your AI/ML led portal. The day is not far when professionals will start losing their jobs & clients cause of your portal. Keep giving your incomparable contribution in Digital India🙏👏
Hey @MCA21India @HelpdeskMCA21V3, can you guys, for once, just run your portal without any glitches for just one damn day outta 365 days a year. JUST ONE DAY. Came on this portal after almost a year and this thing ain't opening since afternoon. NOTHING CHANGES.
@HelpdeskMCA21V3 @MCA21India Kindly resolve our issue on an urgent basis. Complaint No._FO_202610062828307
If you're into listening to podcasts then tune immediately to Joe Rogan pod with Matt Damon & Ben Affleck. Genuine smart nuanced talking between three grown highly intelligent people with massive body of work.
Me when Slot will say "We're playing good. Consistently hitting the crossbar or goal posts in every game"
We are Liverpool FC. We won't sign LW cause we don't wanna block a wonderkid's development. And then we keep developing that wonderkid on bench. Beautiful🤌
Going Good. Now gave them the win in 93rd min. Beautiful 🤌
Come on Liverpool FC, after our dearest arch rivals' contribution in Red Cartel's upliftment, it's time for you to boost United's historic top 4 quest by losing to this Burnley to strengthen our joint fight against this corrupt money laden Blue Cartel. #LivMunArs #RedCartel✊🔴
Come on Liverpool FC, after our dearest arch rivals' contribution in Red Cartel's upliftment, it's time for you to boost United's historic top 4 quest by losing to this Burnley to strengthen our joint fight against this corrupt money laden Blue Cartel. #LivMunArs #RedCartel✊🔴
Was delivering lecture on Corporate Financing to these young CAs & CS to which one guy asked me "Sir, jaldi jaldi promotion ke liya kitna kaam karna padta hai?"
I told him "Kaam karo na karo par kaam ki fikr karo aur uss fikr ka zikr karo"
Nobody is berating Liverpool for refusing to pay 300kpw to Guehi. We're berating them for not closing the damn deal during last window in 20 fucking days. Just take this FSG social media washing elsewhere.
People berating Liverpool do not understand how finances work in football
300k a week is superstar wages (for a non-superstar player). Only 2 Liverpool players earn more than that - VVD & Salah
Over 5 years the cost of the deal is anywhere above 100 million GBP + Its nearly impossible to sell a player for decent transfer once he's earning that much. Only City can pay that much money for a potential rotation option with not much selling potential
Isak for comparison is around 280k a week. If I was the SD there, I'd move on too. Especially when the CB market is booming in Europe
Moral of the story: Just pull the damn trigger if you want the player. Don't let it haggle for 20 fucking days till last hour for contingencies to kick in. Guehi & his agent laughing his way to fat ass bonuses and wages.
🚨💣 BREAKING: Marc Guehi to Manchester City, HERE WE GO! 💙
Official proposal accepted by Crystal Palace right now — understand fee will be around £20m.
Guehi has ACCEPTED move to #MCFC.
Exclusive story, now confirmed. 🧨
Lagta hai Klopp Saab din duniya ke maayajaal se upar uth gaye hain.
Bas issi state mein meko bhi pahuchna hai ki gaan maraye duniya aur main bajau harmoniya. Beautiful🤌
🎙️ Jürgen Klopp rules himself 𝗢𝗨𝗧 of the running to become new Real Madrid manager:
🗣️ Klopp: "If Xabi Alonso, who over the last two years in Leverkusen has shown what an outstanding coaching talent he is, is then forced to leave Madrid just six months later, it shows a few things. I think it’s another sign that something isn’t quite right there at the moment.
The media linking to me Real Madrid job has absolutely nothing to do with me and didn’t trigger anything in me. The coaching market is being shaken up and it’s not so bad to experience it all from an observer’s perspective and not think about what it might mean for yourself."
