Founder/CEO of Local Deadbeat Agency

Joined January 2011
A year of songs that hold meaning in our relationship. From day one, to the song I wrote you, to today. I love you @NicholsonCierra. Happy anniversary. Forever growing with you is my kind of forever – at Stanton, CA
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i made pumpkin patch brownies 🎃 <3
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Kick this kid off the team. Seriously
Well that was awkward
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I would beat my son’s ass.
As a man, this just can’t happen. No excuses for it.
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🚨🚨Duke HC Manny Diaz has announced that junior defensive back Kimari Robinson has been suspended from the team indefinitely for assaulting a team medical staffer
🚨🚨UNBELIEVABLE this happened in the Duke game ‼️‼️
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Duke has made no announcement suspending Kimari Robinson. Reports detail fan criticism over an incident but confirm no official discipline. essentiallysports.com/ncaa-college-f… marca.com/en/ncaa/2026/1… goduke.com/sports/footbal… usatoday.com/story/sports/n…
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Happy heavenly birthday to Norm Macdonald, who would’ve turned 67 today.
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I know a person willing to commit domestic violence by their willingness to aggressively respond to women. She's attempting to do her job...he's doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to help his teammate. Now she's in fear to assist the player.
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A new tycoon computer game, Zoo Tycoon, is released for Windows and Mac.
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Hey so fuck that guy
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Yall gonna stop playing with us. We only get 2 weeks of vacation per year and you not making us spend it at the embassy getting a new passport and cards.
An American tourist grabbed a pickpocket girl by the ponytail while vacationing in Italy and refused to let her go until she got her passport and credit cards back 😳
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A long, long World Series drought will be ending this month. Cleveland: 78 years (1948) Milwaukee: 57 years (Never won) Tampa Bay: 28 years (Never won) All three are among MLB’s smallest markets too.
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After you finally put your plate frame on from xmas
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The way it appears on the other side of his shoulder is unfortunately hilarious
Jackson Chourio made a new friend 😭
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We got Bra Hook cards before GTA 6 😆
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Even their memes are from 2014 huh
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Taking a hit out of her rose toy like a vape after she’s used it
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Receiving emails at the receiving emails job
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delete this... you are not getting another warning
Get rotated fucking idiot. Apex predator my ass
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if that’s your girl then why did my email find her well
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My dick wouldn't be swinging out the bottom like a grandfather clock #smalldicknation
this is literally the perfect skirt length
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Im at the piss doctor to get my piss inspected. They’re asking for a piss sample and a blood sample, little do they know I’m about to save them a whole lot of time.
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