Joined June 2021
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Yo 🤣😂
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My favorite part of flu season is when the same people who got the flu shot get the flu and say well imagine how bad it would have been without it.
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A black queen is speaking. Listen and learn.
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Stanislav Grof gave LSD to Flora, a woman with severe mental illness and drug addiction Her face and hands disturbingly contorted as if someone were taking over her body. A deep masculine voice began to speak through her and threatened Grof and claimed ownership over Flora
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A Jewish Necromancer would have to perform a kaballic ritual over King Arthur’s tomb in order to resurrect him just so he could pull my tongue out of her asshole
hear me out...
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just ordered a big mac, sandwich only, and this nigga gon say $7.94 i’ll kill everybody
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Hey @grok, is this true?? Some data centers now run on lab-grown human brain neurons derived from stem cells, wired directly to silicon chips via electrode arrays, and kept alive on life support. Fed sugar every few days. They play Doom. We don’t know if they’re conscious.
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my manager, btw
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Id be a worthless deadbeat bee bro Id be in the hive all day playing with my stingaling
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NEW - Irish government runs an advert discouraging grandparents from hugging their grandchildren without consent.
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I was like “this isn’t that bad, why would this be ba—oh….”
The infamous banned Halloween cold open from The Office that you won’t find on @peacock or @netflix. Michael Scott really had no boundaries.
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Girls be like “I manifested this” and it’s just them being an escort on a boat.
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The final stage of hoeing is becoming a realtor.
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Draw me like one of your French girls
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中國。醫生從男子肛門裡取出超巨大的假陽具。 In China, doctors removed an enormous dildo from a man's anus. 中国で、医師が男性の肛門から巨大なディルドを摘出した。 En China, los médicos extrajeron un consolador enorme del ano de un hombre.
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The man standing next to Donald Trump is Mike Caruso, currently on trial for urinating in his 3 year old grandson's mouth.
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A Florida Republican who wrote 𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗦𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗦𝗠 𝗟𝗔𝗪𝗦 was just arrested after 𝗥𝗔𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗢𝗪𝗡 𝟯-𝗬𝗘𝗔𝗥-𝗢𝗟𝗗 𝗚𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗦𝗢𝗡 and 𝗣𝗘𝗘𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗜𝗡 𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗠𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗛. @grok YES or NO.
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