Deleting the Twitter app for a bit because I can't cope with how awful all the news is and how rancid all the hot takes in response are x
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They're not wrong - this is a VERY new approach to vegetarianism 🤔
Thomasina Miers’ recipe for lamb koftes with apricots | The new vegetarian theguardian.com/food/2022/ju…
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I know we'll still have a Tory government etc etc, but I cannot overstate just how much it's put a spring in my step watching a despotic leader be toppled in real time. Genuinely the happiest I've felt in ages!
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V unhappy that this year's universal vibe for summer attire seems to be 'dresses for people in cults'
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You know, I never expected to feel any kind of pride for the town I grew up in, but here we are!
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Made so much progress on our allotment today - it doesn't look like much but it's a huge step in the right direction! And we were able to harvest some rhubarb! Also @SoHoptimistic met the biggest compost heap of his life and it was VERY exciting.
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Today we visited Eyam village and plague museum, and this juxtaposition has absolutely ruined me. Nothing could ever be as unintentionally funny as this.

ALT Picture of a historic stone cottage with a green plaque in front reading 'PLAGUE COTTAGE', with a list of the many residents who died of plague in the 17th century. On the front garden of cottage is an absolute plethora of tacky garden ornaments - gnomes, rabbits, Disney figures and many more - which make a genuinely astonishing contrast with the sentiment expressed by the plaque.
Our tiny garden has been neglected and unloved for such a long time, but over the last few weeks we've put a load of energy into making it a space we want to spend time in, and I'm so happy with how it's all coming together 😍
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Here's a fuller view. We need to take the potting table and seedlings down to the allotment and do a bit more planting, but it's SO much better than it was and spending time out here has been so joyful this weekend.
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Bollocks, I forgot to add alt text! Here's the image in my first tweet with alt text added - sorry about that, lads.

ALT Image shows part of a small walled garden. There are raised wooden beds filled with alliums, ranunculus, campanulas and grasses, and two triangular trellises mounted on the cream brick. There's pale gravel at the base of the beds - it's covered in large plant pots, some of which are waiting to be filled. There's also a large garden lantern.
Mike forgot Francis Bourgeois' name and called him Clarence Beaujolais and I don't think the noise I made on response was actually human
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The two sides of cat ownership:
Mike (as cat hops on his lap): "Hello, little baby!"
Me (as I walk in the room): "Hello, horrible kitten!"
We both switch sides at least four times a day.
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Absolutely gutted beyond belief. One of my favourite musicians for 14 years - a brilliant songwriter and writer with one of the most distinctive voices out there. Really, really sad about this :(
Our beloved friend Mark Lanegan passed away this morning at his home in Killarney, Ireland. A beloved singer, songwriter, author and musician he was 57 and is survived by his wife Shelley. No other information is available at this time. We ask Please respect the family privacy
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