Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians

Joined May 2011
Some photos from my gallery @nothing phone 1 gets some good shots Waiting @zerocam_app for android to showcase my point and shoot skills 😜 #nothing #photography #nightlight
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Speculation and claims that the MDR will be charged on UPI transactions are completely false, baseless, and misleading. Such baseless and sensation-creating speculations cause needless uncertainty, fear and suspicion among our citizens. The Government remains fully committed to promoting digital payments via UPI.
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It took us 9 years, 11 prototypes, and our life savings to learn that every great product has the same design process. Matic is now decisively the best home robot for families (I'm biased) A 500-word thread and video on the Universal Design Process behind every great product:
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This Independence Day 🇮🇳, I asked, "What will the next century of young Indians look like?" $0.01 Drone Deliveries. UAVs that never land. Groceries in under 10 minutes. Meet The 22nd Century Indian. A Documentary on a New India.
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It's our victory. Let's goooooo. India is back being democractic country
#BREAKING | Union Minister of Education Dharmendra Pradhan resigns. #DharmendraPradhan #EducationMinister
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Govt is against technologies which hurts them. This is an example
the government of india does not like technologies like bitchat and wants it taken down
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🤣 Even reporters are humans
Frustrated NDTV reporter forgot to switch off the mic on Marya Shakil's show and said “Pahle kahenge update do.. update do.. fir fake news chalwa ke kahenge fake kyu diya” By the time he realized it was too late. 🥲
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“'Bharat Mata ki Jai', 'Inquilab Zindabad', 'Jai Bheem' and 'Dharamendra Pradhan Istifa do' - stick to these four slogans only. If any other slogan is raised shut them down. They are looking to make narrative, we will not tolerate any negative slogans.” - CJP spokesperson Ashutosh Ranka at Jantar Mantar
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Still there is no owe an apology 😭
LoP Shri @RahulGandhi and @INCIndia continue to shamelessly exploit students as political tools to manufacture disruption during the Monsoon Session of Parliament. Shri @RahulGandhi and @INCIndia chose to stage a dharna outside the Hon'ble Prime Minister's residence , causing inconvenience to the public and disregarding established security protocols. Even after Government conveyed its readiness for a comprehensive discussion, the Congress chose political spectacle over democratic debate. Their objective was never solutions for students, it was disruption for political headlines For Rahul Gandhi, this is not about students. This is about manufacturing confrontation after every genuine avenue for discussion has been opened. Our Government remains 100% committed to discussing NEET and addressing every genuine concern of our youth on the floor of the House. The students of India deserve far better than being treated as props in a political campaign. They deserve certainty over chaos, solutions over slogans and responsibility over disruption. We owe our students more than outrage. We owe them answers, reforms and accountability. That is exactly what our government remains committed to delivering.
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Delhi police total strength is 90000, more than half is in the security of netas. Take 30-40 k paramilitary forces. There were more than 2 lakh youths. If they had become violent and pelting stones and all, there is nothing those 60-70 k policemen can do and whole delhi would have been filled with stones and hundreds of injured policemen. But none of that happened. That itself shows kids were too polite and peaceful, and whatever little skirmish happened was because of high handedness of delhi police and retaliation of few.
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There's no Neutral anymore. You either stand with India, or with the frauds.
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What is PM OF INDIA doing currently? Where is he?
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At these times, this Norwegian journalist is doing a much better work for Indian democracy than those sold-out bootlicking Godi media pets …..!! All the strength to you @HelleLyngSvends 👍
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A New Legend Has Joined the Ride...
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How Ronaldo and Real Madrid used to win their trophies. What Lemine Yamal said about them is so true.
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Good ad by @IndianExpress. The account has 4.2 Million followers but this particular tweet has only 60 RTs in 24 hours.
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How Argentina started moving after the 79th minute
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Arg -5 goals Messi - 5 goals 💯💥 #Argentina
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The West Bengal government shared 'before and after' photos of the pond. But they forget to remove the Gemini logo 🤣🤣🤣
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Portugal playing with 10 players and a statue. Worldcup2026
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Crazy , Ronaldo was the best defender for congo team.
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