its nothing a little ibuprofen, lidocaine, iron supplements, magnesium, amphetamine salts, zinc, and kratom cant fix

ok im switching to truvada i can barely walk

my room smells like ikea furniture now and its so nice to wake up to. looked it up and its from formaldehyde and everyone online wants to get rid of the scent. i want to buy a candle that smells like this

gay people are like the minions because theyre constantly seeking out the most evil woman they can find to gather behind

got so sick of me making snowflake art out of their bag that they changed the western tuning system

got referred to as "he-she" earlier today and i couldnt even get mad. i didnt know people still said that thats vintage transphobia

the CVS halloween playlist is so obviously AI generated its hilarious. theyre playing ghost riders in the sky bc he says "ghost" in it. they're playing that cream song that was in rhe Joker movie. theyre playing way too much cream. omly thing scary ant clapton is his racism

one time i was jamming with some cis dude and i went to piss and when i came back he said he'd played with my setup a little bit, tweaked some knobs, "scooped the mids." when i checked my amp the treble and bass were all the way down. it was nothing but mids

yeahh

how did auvelity ever get approved like genuinely. just the stuff high schoolers take to get high. i guess it makes you less depressed

they should start making IR adderall shaped like Lomaira. i want the dog pills

dreamsex with an important woman too. load bearing memories of her. shaped what i consider cool. i long for the town i met her in and then remember she isnt there

the existential horror of sharing a world with Ivy Wolk

alarmcucked out of dreamsex yet again

getting this as a womb tat

just found out that Comptroller is short for Computer Troller

i wish i was a real fawn. eating grass sounds easy but i only ruminate with my mind

people keep seeing posts about the worlds tiniest deer and think to send it to me like "oh it's you." i love it every time this cannot get old for me