𝑺𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝖺 𝑺𝗇𝖺𝗉𝖾

What year is it, pray tell?

Ha—... HAAAAA—... HaAAAAAAAA... Ahem. Rry. RRy. RRRRY. Haaaaarrr— No, not quite ready yet.

For those afflicted by Miss Greengrass' potion, please head to the infirmary to receive proper healing salves. Someone, please stop her from baking war crimes. Our numbers are dropping due to her affronts against humanity.

If I have to see one more student take their top off I am deducting 100 points from every house.

Is that why you've got that hairdo of yours?

You know why.

Hm. Perhaps this was the wrong topic to be casual about. The mind healer did say to talk about everyday occurences. Sex, apparently, is not an everyday conversation.

I can tell yours if you'd like.

How is it too much information when they display it for the world to see? ...Fine. Remus.

( A nonchalant shrug follows. ) The truth is the truth. What reason do I have to hide it anymore? Will they try & sic a snake on me again? I am a changed woman, Lupin.

Draco Malfoy is a bottom. What favour do I have to give there? If anything, Potter at least has the confidence to push through. Draco would just whine about it. Sadly, all of that being said—a match made in (hell) heaven.

I for one, am not surprised. While his father was a bumbling twit, I do acknowledge his penchant for... charm. Harry, on the other hand, has none of the charisma James, nor Lily has. He is a sopping wet cat whose face is covered in milk.

Somewhat. What is it the children call it these days..? Situationship or something?

kiana.xn--6ii taking a page from the ri playbook

Sectumsemー

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't gut you?

What, gay?

Yes, that does come with the age.

I'd rather have the cruciatus curse be used upon me than answer.