took 12 paracetamol pills and my emetophobic sister came home from uni the next day unprompted for easter
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I EAT ALL THESE VEGETABLES AND FIBER AND MY SHIT STILL ACTS LIKE A FETUS BEING GIVEN BIRTH TO WHAT THE FUCK MORE DO YOU WANT!!!!!!!!
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OOMF SAID THEY FLUSH THEIR BLOODY TISSUES DOWN THE TOILET SO THEIR PARENTS DONT FIND OUT. WHY DIDNT MY STUPID ASS THINK OF THAT. IVE BEEN EATING THEM. IVE BEEN EATING THOSE SHITS FOR WHAT. FOR WHY. IM SO FUCKING STUPID
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It’s so awesome how applying for jobs results in a 400000% increase in spam calls. Like thanks guys I’m just trying to get employed but please keep selling my no


























