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LOL Ken Paxton? THIS Ken Paxton? In a fight? I’d pay good fucking money to see him try to fight his way out of a wet paper bag. Ain’t no damn way a single human on this earth has ever been scared of that dork.

Riley Gaines: Hillary Clinton might be the only person in America who thinks that her loss belongs in the conversation…

Hey @Hilton. I had a very bad experience today at the Home2Suites in Fort Worth. I have spent over a month of the year at this property and very much appreciate the team, their attitude and hospitality. Even today, I checked in on line at 3, show up around 6, long line, no room ready, check my bags, give them room to breath, come back 90 min later, told that not sure if there was a room availabile, first come first served, I get it , solve the problem in front of you. But shit service for a loyal guest. I have to give your one front desk agent Natalie 10* and a strong recommendation for promotion, No rooms were ready , I watched her deal with, other people in checked into rooms that were not clean , etc. and she was calm, cool and collected. When I returned around 7, fortunately for me there was a room on the 3rd floor - the room reccomended for me - that i checked into on my app at 3 ish - was on the 2nd floor and the hard working housekeeping team was just leaving 3rd floor when i got to my room at 7:30 - heading to the 2nd. But good news @ 7:48 I got a text - "Exciting News, your room is ready." So it is EXCITING that my room is ready nearly 5 hours after it was promisesd? Fix it and take really good care of the people that you put in front of this cluster... they deserve it.

Post-Game Reporter asked Colin about his celebration: “All week Tennessee Fans were making fun of our Indian students saying they were trash and would defecate everywhere. I took that personally so I gave them what they asked for and pissed in their faces. That’s how I roll.”

Astros Postseason tickets for the AL Wild Card and AL Division Series are on sale now! Get yours at astros.com/postseason

Americans' incomes are UP. Poverty is DOWN. Thank you, President Trump!

Q: I'm curious what you make, whether you agree with the president and what he said about his three Supreme Court nominees that: they are not the people I interviewed to serve on the United States Supreme Court. They are merely a shell of their original selves Blanche: He is very frustrated. He has every right, and indeed, he should communicate his concerns with the Supreme Court whenever he has them. This isn't the first time that he's done it, and it won't be the last. He's also publicly very appreciative of the Supreme Court when when there's decisions that he very much agrees with—that's what a democracy is about

🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump claims that he was lifted out of the rubble on 9/11: "Two fireman, big strong guys, they grabbed me under the arms -- 'got to get our of here!' -- and they lifted me up, and they started running with me." (Never happened)