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Austin by way of St. Louis
Joined September 2008
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This is the single greatest campaign ad I’ve seen and I’ll hear no arguments. #assemble
One Week from Today: ASSEMBLE! Voting is the ENDGAME! (Help me give credit to whoever made this! I got it from a follower who also doesn’t know. Anybody have any idea where this Marvel-ous piece of editing came from?) #VOTE
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Definitely don't share this. We don't want Donald to see this and realize the guy he helped win in Texas is talking shit about him. That would be bad.
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The New York Times today with a full page fold out editorial that calls on Americans to ‘Vote to End the Trump Era.’
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"The most amoral man to reach the presidency...a thin-skinned narcissist... cheated on his 1st wife with his 2nd wife, been found liable for sexual abuse, lies in every breath"
I went on @BBCQuestionTime in Philly & the Trump fans in the audience didn't like this answer from me:
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For an elementary school kid the Scholastic Book Fair is the most important event in human history. – at Warson Woods, MO
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The “for you tab” feels like cracker barrel or at least the part where the rocking chairs are at
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I often talk about the children's books that shaped adult me (The Phantom Tollbooth, A Wrinkle in Time, etc.) and I was just put in mind of another major one: the surreal absurdist humor of Sideways Stories from Wayside School. I hadn't realized this was written in 1978!
I know he’s insane, but he’s the only person who does cool stuff like this for fun
IT'S A BIRD. IT'S A PLANE. IT'S TOM CRUISE! 🤯
#ParisOlympics | #ClosingCeremony
