Comedian - stream my latest comedy album: https://xitter.cf/t.co/AIYUuaSdhu

Los Angeles
Joined May 2008
Hey guys. Be careful! Someone hacked my Twitter account and posted mediocre jokes for the past 10 years.
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Crypto explained in 24 seconds.
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Do you agree? 👀 @andyhendrickson #congress
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Friday LAUGHS 😄😂🤣 Comedy Show, April 25 @ 8pm @andyhendrickson @zachfcomedy 🎟️ aztecshawneetheater.ticketsp… Comfy seats, full bar🍺🥃 & concessions 🍿🥤🍫 #laughlocal 😁 #shawneeks
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If you are implementing a credible plan that entails short-term pain for long-term gain the stock market will go up not down.
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Did you know this about dogs?? 🐶 @andyhendrickson Full special now streaming FREE on Angel! 🔗 link.angel.com/andyhendricks…
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Catch @andyhendrickson headlining this weekend at Comedy Plex Comedy Club in #DowntownOakPark! Don't wait - get tickets now at comedyplex.com #visitoakpark #oakparkevents #comedyclub #chicago #oakpark #datenight #nightout #thingstodo instagram.com/p/DEclZCtuw7Y/… – at Oak Park, IL
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John Candy pulling off the skill of smoking and eating a chilli dog at the same time, in a deleted scene from PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES (1987).
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2 amazing stand-up shows tonight! 8pm and 10pm. 🍺 No drink minimum. 🎟️ Tix at westsidecomedy.com @taqweet @CJSullivan_ @shitfromkiran @dhongcomedy @DaveMerheje @impatquinn @georgekburns @andyhendrickson @TheXTineLittle @mattknudsen #LosAngeles #StandUp #SantaMonica
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This article seems so important it could change the way I see everything… wait, it’s behind a paywall… nevermind.
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It’s lonely at the not at the top.
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Really fun LoDo Comedy Show last night with headliner @andyhendrickson Katie Bowman and Sami Beason (plus me) in a Downtown Denver basement. We are back Nov 10 with @Raanancomedy and prob will add an October show, stay tuned to lodocomedy.com
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I’m pretty certain not one of these motherfuckers is Haitian…..
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Just remember, if your candidate loses, you get to bitch about the winner for the next four years… so really, everybody wins.
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People!!! This is a comedian you want to go see! I have hired Andy 2x! 1 time for a comedy fundraiser & a second time for a corporate dealer event. We were rolling!!!! I was getting the budget out to see how I could book him again… but luckily he is already on the way.
I'll be at The Blind Tiger Comedy Club in San Antonio, Texas this Friday at 8pm. Cool underground venue. Come say hello! Tickets: tinyurl.com/mtz2bdse #texas #SanAntoniotx #comedy
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I'll be at The Blind Tiger Comedy Club in San Antonio, Texas this Friday at 8pm. Cool underground venue. Come say hello! Tickets: tinyurl.com/mtz2bdse #texas #SanAntoniotx #comedy
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Fantasy Football starts tomorrow! Remember, only your sense of well being and happiness for the next 3-4 months all depends on this. Don't suck!
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Excited about this! @opry
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This is awesome! #GOLD
WOW. 😱 A STUNNING upset in the men’s 1500m as AMERICAN COLE HOCKER takes gold! #ParisOlympics
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