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I do stuff. Like...Trying to get all the thoughts in my head moving in the same direction!!! Co-host of Spears and Steinberg podcast https://xitter.cf/t.co/49WHDrxK5i

Jersey City, NJ
Joined March 2009
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This Week at Helium: top-secret Stand-Up Confidential, @andycomedy on our Garage stage, + @GodfreyComedian this weekend! Get your tickets: bit.ly/2JbpzKL
Andy Steinberg (who co-hosts the Spears & Steinberg podcast and opens on the road for Aries Spears) headlines Levity Live on Thursday night! Come on out, West Nyack, get your tickets: https://ow.ly/g9RY50GQpBC/comic/andy… #westnyacklevitylive @andycomedy @SpearsBergPod
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We just added @JeffDye, @mcgannpat, and @andycomedy to our list of October headliners! Make sure you get your tickets in advance! tempeimprov.com/events #tempeimprov #tempecomedyclub #tempecomedy #tempeimprovstage #comedyclub
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Comics who haven’t been paid to do comedy ever are arguing about when it’s safe to return to clubs they don’t perform at.
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Bernie Mac
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Action!
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Giving birth to Dave Chappelle
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How big is your dick?!!
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Comedy Allstars is back tomorrow 💫 We can’t wait to laugh with @jess_salomon (👇), @andycomedy and more! Get your tickets NOW 👉 livemu.sc/2rsdWuF
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@andycomedy Thanks for an amazing night at the improv in Pittsburgh with your hilarious standup. Much love to ya and I will be rocking your shirt! Looking forward to you Aries podcasts! #pittsburghfan#❤️#Andy#Ariesfangirl #MexicanJewURule
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1970s "Wow, that guy is fearless!! He jumped over 12 busses on a motorcycle!!" 2019 "Wow, that guy is so fearless!! He made a joke about dark subject matter!!"
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When I don’t Tweet... I’m not dead..... I’m Living!
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Yessss! I am now a proud patron of Aries Spears on @patreon, and you should be too: #NewPatron patreon.com/AriesSpears?utm_… @andycomedy #SpearsAndSteinberg #ariesspears
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Vote or Shut The Fuck Up. #VoteOrSTFU LAST DAY to Register to Vote in Arizona Arkansas Florida Georgia Indiana Kentucky Michigan Mississippi New Mexico Ohio Pennsylvania Tennesse Texas Hawaii Illinois Montana Louisiana Nevada Utah
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Why are we so accepting of a man transitioning into a woman but not at all of a man transitioning into a better person? We should be more accepting of both, people change.
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. @bigjayoakerson released a new crowdwork album today- RT this and check it out! xitter.cf/bigjayoakerson/status/…
“The Crowdwork Sessions: I Promised Myself I Wouldn’t Ask” my brand new all crowdwork album recorded live in New York City at @ComedyCellarUSA is out now on @ComedyCentral Records!! itunes.apple.com/us/album/th…
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Watch as this little girl takes her first steps after having spent almost half of her life in physical therapy due to her cerebral palsy cnn.it/2KvUncZ
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Oh Denver you've won my heart. Great weekend in a beautiful city. Thanks to everyone who came, and the best staff in the business at @ComedyWorks what a pleasure.
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