Without wanting to appear too cynical here, people do realise that trying to get BoZo to fire Cummings is like trying to get Stouffer the cat to fire Harry Hill, right?... 🙄
Without wanting to appear cynical here, we do realise that trying to get BoZo to fire Cummings is like trying to get Stouffer the cat to fire Harry Hill, right? 🙄
The next time someone online offers to fight you "anyplace anytime", remember you now have the power of geography and time at your disposal.
I'm awaiting a response from a guy to my suggestion of a scrap on the cliffs of the Lizard peninsula at 3:57am on the 20th Jan 2031...
So I went to see @TheWildhearts last week and wrote some words on it. That new album is a bit mint as well - @GingerWildheart and the guys have done themselves proud. 🙂 purerawk.com/2019/05/live-th…
Well done Spurs for last night. Now all we need is Liverpool to win the league and Watford to win the Cup and I’ll be happy. #abcanyonebutcity
Note to Piers Morgan - nobody’s making you eat vegan sausage rolls dude, just chill out. Unless you’ve been kidnapped by angry vegans who are currently attempting to force feed you them. In which case sorry bud, love to help but you’re on your own here...
Right, enough of all this work nonsense for one week. To the pub Jeeves and don't spare the engine...
Enjoying the Takeshi's reruns. Hey @ChallengeTV , any chance of an Unbeatable Banzuke rerun soon? #bringbackbanzukebrian
Theresa May-be? Given her resemblance to another ex-PM who couldn't control their party, I think #Theresamayjor is more apt myself...
Think we can safely conclude that if Hignett doesn't get fired after this then he must have some dirt on the chairman. #HignettOutNow
Great Pools performance at Barnet, catching up with friends and a top gig by @WeareSaintAgnes to boot. Yup, that's a good weekend. :)