I am the person to whom it always occurs the absolute worst thing to say. It's a gift. @simsBuckeye.bsky.social
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Neither are peanut butter and jelly, but they invariably show up together, and are impossible to separate.
Conservatism and fascism are not the same thing nymag.com/intelligencer/arti…
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Students from NC A&T (the largest HBCU) marching back from going to vote. The county closed the polling place on campus. Students marched to town to vote anyway. A&T is where @RevJJackson went to school. His legacy lives on. linkedin.com/posts/todd-simm…
I have been saying this to the wealthy for decades: In this country, poor people have guns, too.
Of course, in this country, people also vote to cut their own throats.
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.
And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Had the great honor of literally standing with Ilhan Omar and I stand with her today. She represents my Minneapolis district and it will be a joy to vote for her again in November.
This guy says the wind is strong enough to bounce cars around but proclaims that because it isn’t raining, he must be in the eye. Sure. Where winds rarely exceed 15-20 mph. You’re in a band where it isn’t raining, doofus. @nytimes.com put this guy on a plane to provide insight.
Frankly, it defies belief that no company in the United States ever produced a breakfast cereal called “Corn Holes.”
“Sir, the Iranians might, let me stress, *might* conduct a drone attack on our bombers in the UK.”
#Trump [shits pants]
“It truly is a frightening possibility.”
Trump [with a mouthful of chicken nuggets] Did you say something?
nytimes.com/2026/10/05/us/po… via @NYTimes
They should just move the #Raiders to Stockholm since all of their California fans are obviously suffering from the syndrome. Keep making the Davis family wealthy buying gear for a team that’s half-a-day’s drive from Oakland.
No one loves a blonde Asian woman more than #Apple marketing loves a blonde Asian woman.