Diaper changer, invasion planner, hog butcherer, ship conner, etc. Dad, husband, engineer, scientist, pilot. I talk neurotechnology and lots of other stuff.

Joined May 2011
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The Spanish broadcast of Malik Tillman’s free kick MAJESTIC 🇺🇸
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My interview of the great Dr. Thomas Mortimer. Throughout the interview Dr. Mortimer kept returning to the role of *serendipity* in his success in co-inventing Spinal Cord Stimulation (SCS) for pain, phrenic nerve stimulation for breathing, etc. youtu.be/FAk2wGIjXIM?si=AZzO….
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OH MY FUCKING DAYS.
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.@TigresFemenil have released a new angle of the Lizbeth Ovalle goal, and it genuinely might be the greatest goal of all time.
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The indiscriminate and ill-conceived slashing of indirects by the @NIH yesterday must be amended if want to restore America’s leadership role biomedical research. 15% simply isn’t enough for institutions to provide the basic infrastructure needed to run a successful lab. I say this as someone who has been and remains deeply critical of the NIH, its funding system and of the ways universities are structured and spend money. We would all benefit from a genuine reexamination of how and to what @NIH funds are allocated, and I remain optimistic that once the dust settles and new NIH leadership is in place that this is what will happen and this hack job by people who don’t understand or care about research will be forgotten. And I’m sorry but I can’t help but laugh at the people who are demanding a full-throated defense of the current indirect levels. Nearly every PI I’ve known for my entire career has complained about excessive indirect rates. This is mostly because, despite their importance, even most PIs haven’t bothered to actually understand them, and because they don’t FEEL that universities are actually spending the money to support their research. Whether they are or not nobody really knows because in the typically Byzantine maze of university budgets it’s often very hard to figure out. There are also lots of actual shenanigans that go on especially at places with the highest indirect rates to use funds to build out the institution and increase its power rather than to directly support funded research projects. And anyone who says administrative bloat at universities isn’t real and partially fueled by indirects is either blind or part of the bloat. So let’s get organized to have an actual constructive response to this firebomb. Scientists need to advocate for what is best for research - and we have to do it ourselves because the institutions that claim to represent us - universities and scientific societies in particular - have their own goals that often do not align with ours. We also have to remember that grants are not an entitlement. We are not owed anything. If we want to continue benefiting from the public support we have always enjoyed, we have to show the public and their representatives - even ones we might not always agree with - that we’re spending their money wisely.
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I drew this last November 26th knowing full well no self-respecting family newspaper in the country would be likely to print it. I was right. But given the events of this weekend, I’m gonna to let ‘er rip anyway. #USA #Canada #tariffs @realDonaldTrump
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THE STREAK IS OVER: The Broncos have a winning record for the first time since 2016.
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I, too, think one day this may be possible. 🙄
With significant continued work, I think it is possible for people to walk and use their arms again
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Some of you really shouldn't be tweeting right now.
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New rule for tournaments: 0-0 draws earn each team a one-point deduction.
Every E̶n̶g̶l̶a̶n̶d̶ Football Fan Right Now. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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The launch of Sora yesterday marked the day that we can no longer tell what's real or fake on the internet anymore. Remember, this is the worst AI will ever be. If you want to keep up with the latest AI developments and tools for free, subscribe: therundown.ai/subscribe
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The long nightmare is over. After 16 straight losses, the Denver Broncos have finally beat Patrick Mahomes.
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Colorado!!! @DeionSanders 🦬🦬🦬
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We are excited to announce our Entrepreneur Workshop Series! The OLS Entrepreneur Workshop Series will offer training designed to encourage entrepreneurship and business development skills. ohiolifesciences.org/ohio-li… #EntrepreneurSeries #ohiolifesciences #accelerate
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Ok, hear me out: what if we sink a submersible in the med each time there’s a migrant disaster? Apparently that’s a great way to get a billion dollars of the world’s most high tech SAR gear on site within days. 🤔
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Oh my gad, this is so cold.
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