Contrarian. Musician. Technologist. Bristol. #Z4MC. #COYS. Trying to make the most of the time we're given on this beautiful planet.

Bristol, UK
Joined August 2007
My first Microsoft presentation involved an alien invasion, some extraordinary technology and the unfortunate discovery that I used Gmail. Sixteen years later, someone who was there still remembers the aliens. andrewspooner.com/stories/ha…
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Replying to @CasioMaths
@CasioMaths hello. i'm trying to get a fx-83gt x but you're only selling them as a bundle with a case for £63 and it is a £10 calc, can you help please?
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not good that your official amazon account is doing this at a crucial GCSE time of year. my son's calc which he's had for 3 years is this week intermittently turning off, i need to get him the same model, be nice here now, please.
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i was looking to get a ticket for a mate to join me, I paid £36 for mine. as a venue @BristolBeacon and as a band @level42official you need to get hold of this.
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seems i only come onto twitter these days to contact companies who won't answer their phones. who saw that as a use case 15 years ago?
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Andrew Spooner retweeted
Don’t inject bleach. And don’t vote for the guy who told you to inject bleach.
Four years ago today, Trump told Americans to inject bleach on national television
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Totally getting a steve Earle signed snookerball tonight.
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Replying to @Gloscricket
@Gloscricket any chance of moving the massive ‘FOOD’ banner from in front of the tv?
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Sorry. I said ‘FOOD’. I should have said ‘DOOF’. The wind has changed.
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Helicopter flying over Bristol with no lights on?
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Reading another news article that describes a TikToc like it was an actual news event. Sigh.
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Intelligence….situational awareness….phone
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Did anyone else not win the Euromillions last night and have to carry on working today?
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Might not talk about Bruno but you certainly like to sing about him ALL THE TIME!!!
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My piano is being tuned. I love hearing the progress through the wall from the room next door. So excited about sitting down and playing it later today.
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Well dine Cameron
Mike's interview with Insulate Britain spokesman Cameron lasts less than a minute. @Iromg | @InsulateLove
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You cannot grow concrete. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concrete#…
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Have we been demoted further to some sort of eSports league where our opponents have to use their original AOL email IDs? #COYS #TOTMUR
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