Iβm the funniest person I know
Joined March 2014
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androo π΅βπ« retweeted
Yall gonna stop playing with us. We only get 2 weeks of vacation per year and you not making us spend it at the embassy getting a new passport and cards.
androo π΅βπ« retweeted
We need a PSA telling people to move out of the fucking way. I donβt understand why everyone suddenly thinks blocking paths is alright. Taking up an entire sidewalks, standing in front of stairs, walkways, and generally blocking the way. Enough.
androo π΅βπ« retweeted
I donβt think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
Iβll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.
And if Iβm choosinβ Texas, Iβll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
androo π΅βπ« retweeted
Call it being 26 but I just canβt be bothered with certain behaviors like I gotta figure out my insurance rn idgaf that you donβt text
androo π΅βπ« retweeted
Students at a Georgia High School pranked their principal by staging a fake fight to wish him a happy birthday.
androo π΅βπ« retweeted
Hes really trying to stretch his last years of twinkdom and make it count.
U lowkey cant even be mad about it
androo π΅βπ« retweeted
βI donβt do politics.β Everything is political babygirl. Itβs not cute to be dumb.
