it/she, & this account is mostly bridgett. not human (take a guess from my username). we’re on bsky https://xitter.cf/t.co/m0N1sUgBSz

Joined March 2025
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girls: "hiiii wyd :3" what she actually means: "PLEASE BE FREE AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES WITH ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!"
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Some people have a "backup" person if they lose their current partner. I have a backup Plan and its kill my self immediately
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robot gf with a rattling sound coming from inside but if you open up her maintenance panel you can see its something you gave her on your first date she put inside her to keep it close to her heart or well motherboard in this case
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they made an energy drink for florets! weird aftertaste, must just be the xenodrugs
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maybe your generation would be able to afford a home if you stopped buying your $8 pumpkin spice lattes, $11 avocado toasts, and $400 lg floodlight cameras
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sent myself a text and then got excited when my phone vibrated. 😭😪
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we’re cooked I’m afraid
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Splatoon music be like
we’re cooked I’m afraid
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#nowseated Jet Lag: The Game Japanorama Finale
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what i think whenever im at my friends house
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Today to torture wumpus i gave him gender dysphoria
when you launch an extremely popular age assurance update that everyone on Discord was really looking forward to and it has bugs
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People In Hotel OJ Used To Say This Shit To Us
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as someone who communicates largely in emoji rebus the fact that signal only lets you react once per message is transphobic
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Hey everyone please calm down! I asked ChatGPT and it told me it will not destroy humanity, so can you all chill already I got this
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Getting gender envy from the jellyfish gal from the Switch Sports Resort trailer
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we went on a little hike. -bridgett
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"Real software is larger than what your brain can comprehend." typescript and npm does that to you tbh :(
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