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girls: "hiiii wyd :3"
what she actually means: "PLEASE BE FREE AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES WITH ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!"
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they made an energy drink for florets!
weird aftertaste, must just be the xenodrugs
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maybe your generation would be able to afford a home if you stopped buying your $8 pumpkin spice lattes, $11 avocado toasts, and $400 lg floodlight cameras
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as someone who communicates largely in emoji rebus the fact that signal only lets you react once per message is transphobic
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Getting gender envy from the jellyfish gal from the Switch Sports Resort trailer

































