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Andrew Schwimmer

@andrewoid

Master using it, and you can have this.

 New York
andrewoid.blogspot.com
Joined April 2009
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I can't believe #Threads failed. I talked about it nonstop on Google+ for days.
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Today is a bad day to want help with Threads. #programming.
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Somewhere along the way we broke reality @Google @BryanCranston #Search
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Brendan Dolan-Gavitt
@moyix2 Dec 2022
It took a while, but we finally developed the technology to remove both students and professors from the university system, leaving only the part that's really important: administration.
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@emollick2 Dec 2022
Look, if everyone is worried about students cheating on essays for AI, instructors can just cheat right back. I asked OpenAI to give me an essay question & make a rubric for grading. I had GPT-3 actually write the essay. I then had the OpenAI grade the essay & give comments. ✅
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The purchase of @Twitter by @elonmusk is the #singularity we've been looking for.
#Encanto is a Smart Home advertisement that's also a great movie.
Fight Club has evolved into Project Mayhem.
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"I'm like a magnet for people who want to say things."
"Fiery but mostly peaceful gender reveal party" - CNN
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"Even though I don't need it doesn't mean I don't need it." - son in gift shop.
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What's worse? Watching someone combo off with Nexus in BO1 or watching someone combo off with Kethis in BO1? #MTGArena
There's probably some unlucky person out there whose name is actually "Scam Likely" who can no longer call anybody...
I am a compiler for #JIRA tickets into #Kotlin code.
"In the future, everyone will get 15 minutes of fame when the Internet tries to destroy you."
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The problem will be solved just by adding more people to more new #slack channels.
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PHP CEO@PHP_CEO17 Aug 2016
NO IDEA HOW DOG FOOD IS GOING TO MAKE YOU DEVELOPERS MORE LEAN — FRANKLY SOUNDS DISGUSTING — BUT THERE’S 500 POUNDS OF IT IN THE KITCHEN NOW
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Dr Kate Compton@GalaxyKate7 Jul 2018
P=NP stand for "printer = no printer" xitter.cf/gknauss/status/1015374…
Greg Knauss (@gknauss) profile pictureGreg Knauss@gknauss6 Jul 2018
The hardest problem in computer science is printers, OK? It’s fucking printers.
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@atroyn5 Jul 2018
Things that happen in Silicon Valley and also the Soviet Union: - waiting years to receive a car you ordered, to find that it's of poor workmanship and quality - promises of colonizing the solar system while you toil in drudgery day in, day out
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