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Andrew Luck

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Joined February 2009
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bo@bosxe9 Dec 2023
Working on a device to help those of us who can’t sleep sitting up, but are also too tall to lean forward onto the tray table, while sleepy on an airplane. Just a rough sketch for now but imagine the vision
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Every Elon post is like watching Joe Pesci enter the Home Alone house
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Whenever you say "i wish you were dead" to someone, they'll say "wouldn't you feel awful if i actually did die after you said that?" and the answer is of course no. I wouldn't feel awful. I would feel immensely lucky and be booking a trip to Vegas.
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THIS ONE IS FOR THE DINOSAURS
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Matt Flynn@mflynn34 Nov 2021
My brain: hell yeah, I could beat KCs ass Me body after one play:
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Nothing against Love but The only 10 I want to see out on the field against is the Chiefs is @mflynn3 man I miss Flynn in situations like these #PatMcAfeeShowLIVE #GoPackGo
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"but the people with physical access is separate from the people with knowledge of how to actually authenticate" "OK Steve, listen carefully - I need you to hit COLON then W then Q." "Hm it says it's recording. Is that what you want?"
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Me seconds after seeing that seal.
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@OfficialFBMA25 Sep 2021
Orcas are the biggest gangsters in the ocean
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@TheOnion31 Jul 2021
Man Wistfully Looks Around Website He Hasn’t Visited For 30 Minutes bit.ly/3iU4Ux3
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The Onion
@TheOnion24 Jul 2021
5-Year-Old Admits It Pretty Messed Up Spider-Man Visiting His Birthday Party When He Could Be Out Saving Lives bit.ly/3zutivP
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.@JoshNorris and I interviewed @MatthewBerryTMR on the Rotoworld podcast to chat about: + his process with evaluating rookies + players who need more touches + his ESPN show + his favorite fantasy punishments + and Miley Cyrus' wrecking ball Video: rotoworld.com/video/nfl/best…
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Today was my last day at SN 650. Want to thank the great staff for the last 2 years. So much fun with @JamesCybulski and @psolkowski Don’t know what the future holds. Thanks for all the texts and DM’s. Will try and return them all soon. Good day everyone!
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This is infinitely more useful than anything Elon Musk has ever done
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Oh man, how could I forget municipal library reading hours! THE GRANDFATHER OF ALL CRISES
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I have been trying my best to stay off of social media and take in every moment I can with her, but dude... mira... i cant quit yall! I have seen and read all the messages and I wanna thank everyone for the well wishes. Say hello to the apple of my eye everyone!
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Frank Sinatra called. He wanted a rap verse for "Fly Me to the Moon". Happy to oblige. (My broken glasses are totally an aesthetic choice.)
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Inventor of the Dishwasher: I HAVE CREATED SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE ALL YOUR LIVES EASIER. Humanity: WHOA. So we just put dirty dishes in and it cleans them? IoDW: Um, no. You need to wash them first. H: Uh... IoDW: Not thoroughly. Just, like, what you'd do if you were drunk.
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Mark Hamill
@MarkHamill19 Apr 2019
Retweet this.
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There are no Arby’s locations in heaven, because there is no such thing as heaven. There are neumerous Arby’s locations in hell, because this is hell. Enjoy Arby’s
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The fact that you refer to Polar as a "LaCroix knockoff" makes me really question your seltzer credentials. grubstreet.com/2018/07/a-def…
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