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Andrew Rivers retweeted
Both talking about 15 men that disappointed them
these people next to me are on a date and she’s telling him about every guy she’s slept with and he’s telling her about his fantasy team
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Andrew Rivers retweeted
I would have survived 9/11 because the chance of me being at my desk at 8:46 am is zero
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Call the Seahawks Dianna Russini the way they cover Mike Vrabel
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Romeo Doubs after robbing the Patriots of $68 million
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Andrew Rivers retweeted
Time to sign some bullpen help
🤖 Made with AI
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Showing this to the guy at the dispensary like I’m showing a barber the haircut I want
On June 4, ten days before Mitch McConnell disappeared, he spent nearly 20-hour on the Senate floor frozen in place.
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Andrew Rivers retweeted
When I’m drunk and ask the bottle girl to point me to the bathroom…
Angel 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Crazy how a country with $40 trillion in debt is giving me a credit score. Read the room
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