If a member of the Paw Patrol ran out in the street in front of me I wouldn’t even disengage full self driving
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Everyone has a fake job except alcoholics. Normal people browse the internet all day while alcoholics hold the earth on their shoulders.
Coworker asked if I was interested in tickets to see Cheap Trick and I asked if they came with a time machine and he got his feelings hurt
Delivery guy didn’t laugh when I said “poverty barn” when one of the pieces was broken out of the box
There is a spiritual truth in the fact that funko pops and vinyl records are made from the same material








