just your average girl trying to find relevance on twitter
probably by the cheese plate
Joined August 2012
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Bought an ironing board yesterday (like an actual one, not a mini one). Pretty sure that constitutes me as a full fledged adult now :/
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I know refilling the ice tray takes all of 15 seconds but it is still objectively one of the most painful household tasks
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Andrea retweeted
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
The Bulls are ranked No. 33 in the @NCAASoccer RPI rankings!
Buffalo is the only @MACSports school in the Top 100 🤘
#UBhornsUP | #WeAreOne | #CARE
Why do the yellow cab vans always feel like they’re one speed numb away from completely falling to pieces
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Andrea retweeted
I don’t know, man, maybe some dudes from the 1700s who owned people and would be mystified by the sight of a dishwasher weren’t right about everything in perpetuity
Both Ubers I’ve been in today have had clocks that are exactly 10 mins fast. Did we set the clocks ahead 10 mins? What is happening
My Lyft driver just sprayed straight up Lysol on his hands and rubbed it in as if it was hand sanitizer…. Should I be concerned
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Genuinely not even salty but the amount that this is one of my exes is absolutely hilarious
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I’m so mortified of bad karma that I literally saw a baby cockroach in my apt today and picked it up with a paper towel and put it outside
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Being sober on a weekend night is funny bc you get to see and actually realize all of the things drunk ppl post to social media and will inevitably delete in the morning
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Andrea retweeted
I'm Fricking Alive! (A Love Story)
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