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MAGA, you need to see and process this. Trump’s DHS first told election officials in Nevada that they had 16,000 “illegals” voting there. When challenged, DHS whittled the list down to 185 names. Every one of them turned out to be American citizens.
Andre retweeted
Donald Trump had a bunch of bank accounts frozen for goddamn money laundering and it's already out of the news cycle in less than 24 hours
MAGA=BOOTLICKING WORM
LISTEN TO THIS.
I like the way this man thinks and talks. I think he and I would be friends.
This is comedian Cliff Cash talking about @realDonaldTrump and his MAGA cult. I do believe this was from June 2026 - if I'm not mistaken.
You're gonna love this.
👇👇👇👇
Andre retweeted
A fully masked ICE agent pepper sprayed a woman in New York yesterday merely for videotaping
He approached her. She was standing still. That guy needs jail time.
If this goes viral, the city will seek charges.
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🚨 Zlatan Ibrahimovic on the VAR decision that denied Iran a last-minute victory against Egypt:
🗣️ "This is exactly why people are losing faith in VAR. We were told it was there to eliminate obvious mistakes, but somehow it continues to create bigger controversies on the biggest stage in football. This is simply unacceptable."
"I've watched the replay over and over again, and I still don't understand how anyone could have called that offside. If you're going to disallow a goal that could decide the World Cup for a nation, you'd better be 100% sure and not guess behind a screen. Millions of Iranians celebrated what they thought was a historic moment, only for a bunch of officials to erase it in seconds. You didn't just deny a goal; you stole a nation's dream."
"The referee and the VAR officials must be held accountable for decisions like this. You can't hide behind technology when technology is being misused. This isn't justice; this is incompetence." "The World Cup is held once every four years. Players sacrifice everything to get here, fans travel across the globe, and then one shocking decision destroys months of hard work. This is unforgivable."
"If this is the standard of refereeing in football's biggest tournament, something serious is broken. Football deserves better, players deserve better, and above all, fans deserve much better than this."
#iran #egypt
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The stupidest administration possible
Andre retweeted
The idiots drove a presidential motorcade - including the 10-ton "Beast" that transports the president - across a newly laid liner for the Reflecting Pool. Who's brilliant idea was that? Now the liner is damaged and peeling off and they are blaming "vandals". A photo of the vandals is shown here.
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The Republican Party quietly deleted their own ad attacking Ken Paxton's record on crime... because Paxton is now the Republican Party's nominee to represent Texas in the U.S. Senate.
Figured if the ad is important enough to delete, it's important enough to see...
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Too on point not to share. This is great, but too bad the Orange Felon’s enablers won’t let him see it.
This Australian's reply to #Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect.
"Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth."
- Tony Locke
Andre retweeted
So yesterday Donald Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show, and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it.
