Veni, Vidi, Ambulavi

In the middle of Nowhere
Joined September 2007
Found something funny when reading Tailscale code. They use a Cyrillic letter "ж" (reads as "zh") for the variable which shouldn't be exposed to callers and mutated. This is an artificial barrier for human devs that should raise concerns when trying to type it. Apparently it looks like an asterisk meaning it's a pointer. But for me it's a familiar letter which I didn't expect to see in the code and was like Ж? WAT? Yeah, you can use unicode letters in Go code if you want. I now really want to use something like that in my code because I bet it'll make me smile every time I see it
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Americans continue to use anything except the metric system.
JUST IN: Sam Altman reveals a single California almond can require more water than 38,000 ChatGPT queries.
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Steam Controller this, Steam Controller that. I want my Epic Games Controller
🤖 Made with AI
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The PHP internals team has voted 38-4 to deprecate all OOP constructs in PHP 9.0. The reason: LLMs produce 34% fewer errors on procedural codebases. SOLID principles cause context overload in 78% of tested models. `__construct()` is the #1 source of LLM hallucinations in PHP. #laravel and #symfony are assessing the impact on their roadmaps. WordPress is already compatible. How are you preparing your codebase? #php #oop #ai #llm
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Today’s clock rules: 1. The iPhone clock automatically went back 1 hour. 2. Wall clocks to be wound back 1 hour. 3. It will take 1 hour to work out how to reset the oven clock. 4. The car clock will remain 1 hour ahead of time until the clocks go forward in March. #clocksgoback
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Viktor Tsoi is the major musical influence on my work that the most readers will never have heard of, let alone heard.
Historic Vids
@historyinmemes29 Sep 2025
“Rock Concert” painting by Viktor Tsoi, Soviet Union, 1980s. 
Viktor Tsoi, a Soviet-Korean rock musician, songwriter, and lead singer of Kino, was a defining figure in the late Soviet Union’s rock scene. Born in 1962 in Leningrad (now St. Petersburg) to a Russian mother and Korean father, Tsoi became a cultural icon in the 1980s, capturing the spirit of a generation yearning for change. His music, marked by themes of personal freedom, youth, rebellion, and social struggle, delivered in a raw and poignant style, deeply connected with audiences. Tragically, Tsoi died in a car accident in 1990 at age 28, at the height of his impact.
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Been at GitHub for nearly 13 years and I'm pretty sure this request is more than 10 years old... 🆕Comment on unchanged lines in any file inside a Pull Request is now available Gotta keep the core of GitHub getting better every day. 🫡
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PRO TIP: Store all passwords in one table and use foreign keys to reference them. Most users reuse passwords anyway. We went from 100GB to 3GB.
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Mitchell Hashimoto
@mitchellh14 Sep 2025
When you use a napkin do you mentally split it up into a series of single use grids with a decided order of usage to prevent cross contamination or do you just wipe your face haphazardly like a toddler.
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Not wrong.
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enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
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i love deleting code
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After 18 years, this bug is finally fixed.
Request for @nikitabier. I see it on all social platforms. I load the app, see something I want to read. Then the feed reloads and I lose it… can we fix this?
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taps the sign
Notion
@NotionHQ19 Aug 2025
Introducing Offline Mode. Your best ideas don’t wait for wifi. Now, neither does Notion.
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the hard stuff
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Which way old man?
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