𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖎 𝖆𝖉𝖔𝖗𝖐𝖆𝖇𝖑𝖊𐙚 retweeted
canadian cities if they were WOKE
TRANSronto
HIM i peg
ELLE du quebec
monTHEYal
haliGAYSEX
vancouver
COCKgary
edmonTHEM
VAGINA
Driving in Alberta and we see a separatist booth...with a panda mascot?
Ah yes, pandas. Famously Albertan.
It's so normal that you can't stop thinking about kneeling in front of me, handing me cash, and kissing my feet as I lay back on the bed and count bills while you huff my toes ♡
𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖎 𝖆𝖉𝖔𝖗𝖐𝖆𝖇𝖑𝖊𐙚 retweeted
"make me worship you"
sir if you aren't falling over yourself trying to worship Me
I don't want it ✋🏻
did I literally just wrap up a trip with my favorite puppy? yes
do I already have another one booked? yes
did he pay for it? yes
down where you belong~
on your hands and knees, begging me to take your cash as you worship my feet.
what else could a pathetic puppy want?















