gay sleepwalker | minnesotan | he/him

NYC
Joined September 2010
Fresh eyebrows and 66 degrees 🙂
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They think we’re idiots
Leavitt: "Recent photos of the president have shown minor bruising on the back of his hand. This is consistent with minor soft tissue irritation from frequent hand-shaking and the use of aspirin."
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Will always be obsessed with Ginger’s green boots
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Boarding the LIRR
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Can’t wait to vote against this loser in the primary
Hakeem Jeffries is the leader America deserves. 🇺🇸
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Need to see Ms Club in an Old Navy 4th of July tee
I'm so looking forward to the three-day weekend for 4th of July this coming Friday. This past weekend, I stopped by Old Navy to check out their $10 graphic tees. I had a few in the past, and they are just perfect when you find the right message at the right time. I saw this 'Spritz, please' t-shirt, but they didn't have any mediums, and although I could wear a small, you have to be aware of shrinkage since it's cotton. So I went to another Old Navy in Culver City, and they only had one medium left out of a stack of about a dozen shirts. WTH? But anyway, it's mine! I first fell in love with drinking an Aperol Spritz during my first trip to Italy in 2023 when Milan-based fellow Timmy fan, @Whatever_joy, introduced me to it, and I've been hooked on it ever since. I'm going to have one on Friday to kick off a weekend of fireworks, and I'll break the shirt in, but I got this shirt to wear in Italy for my second visit at the end of August. Timmy is seen drinking Aperol Spritz in Venice 2022 (correction from Cannes reference). #timothéechalamet #aperolspritz #oldnavy
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Her joie de vivre
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Shit from a butt
The Trump Organization has announced Trump Mobile, which will offer the ‘T1 Phone’ and ‘47 Plan’ cell service.
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BREAKING Minnesota public safety authorities are advising people to avoid attending any political rallies in the state today until the suspect in the shooting of two Democratic lawmakers and their spouses is apprehended, Governor Tim Walz said.
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The two sides are not the fucking same
In just one week: A GOP president deployed Marines in a U.S. city, called for a Democratic governor’s arrest, the GOP Speaker called for him to be tarred and feathered, a Democratic senator was handcuffed, and two Democratic legislators were shot in their homes.
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This is fucking devastating. I’m so angry, frustrated and upset with this political climate.
Walz announces that Rep. Melissa Hortman is dead as a result of a "politically motivated assassination"
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My mom told me I was impossible to live with for the 2 months I lived with my parents during covid because I cleaned her house and wanted to sit down for dinner as a family and watch tv by myself in my room
Parents are annoyed with college kids coming home for the summer — but they’re taking action: ‘They’re like the roommates from hell’ trib.al/4JQzvSG
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She should be at the club
Donna Kelce joins ‘The Traitors’ Season 4.
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✨CARRIE COON N MORGAN SPECTOR✨
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Store. The best way to buy the products you love.
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Brynn Whitfield confirms she’s OUT from the next season of #RHONY and walking away from reality TV… for now!
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Need hbomax to make a Pixar-like universe where every show is connected
sadly the dates don't line up but it would be amazing if Carrie was writing The Gilded Age
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