UMich Data Science ‘25 | Writer for @TheFFBallers | Analyst for @umichhockey
Ann Arbor, MI
Joined May 2019
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Sam DiSorbo retweeted
Tom Brady:
-bangs 10s
-hotter now than at 25
-invited to 427 parties a year
-$375M TV contract having the time of his life
Gisele:
-cheated
-peaked in 2006
-married to a guy who teaches jiu-jitsu in a strip mall between a Boost Mobile and Panda Express
-0 Super Bowls
Gisele Bündchen ended Tom Brady marriage with brutal 3-words that left NFL star heartbroken trib.al/EkUMOy5
Sam DiSorbo retweeted
"You're So Pretty" is inscribed on Payton Tolle's glove as a heartfelt tribute to his mother, Jina, who passed away from cancer in 2025. She would playfully yell the line to Payton at baseball games to "embarrass" him in front of friends and teammates. 🥹 #PlayersWeekend
Sox going to be facing fastball x slurve tonight, need to have patience early in the ABs to get to the late movement. Bratt not throwing a lot of first pitch strikes with his heat, then finds the zone deeper in count with the slurve. (See thread)
Nothing special about Erik Millers first opener outing. The error on the throw to first killed him, would’ve gotten out clean otherwise. #RedSox
Not his best outing, but love to see Bennett using the sweeper a bit more. Pitch has been absolutely filthy, pulling a -0.11 expected run value per pitch #RedSox
